Getting divorced has never looked this much fun
Jack White knows how to break up right. The last person he got divorced from he started a band with and sold millions of albums.
He then met model Karen Elson on the set for said band’s “Blue Orchid” video, and the two were quickly married on a canoe in the Amazon River in 2005. They got a house in Nashville, Tennessee and had two children together, Scarlett and Henry Lee.
The left brain knows that all love is fleeting, and because of this, rather than taking the bitter route, White and Elson are celebrating their six year anniversary with a divorce party tonight. It will be a private party held somewhere in Nashville (sorry folks, the address is blurred out).
The bash sounds like a real banger – the invite, which is decked out in White’s usual style of Gothic embroidery, boasts that there will be “dancing, photos, memories, and drinks with alcohol in them.” Not exactly a modest dinner party. The party is also pretty private as the invite specifies that no plus ones or dead-beats are allowed in. For those who live in Nashville, I would check around town for any goings-on in town tonight anyway; you may be stumbling on the hottest, most exclusive party of the year.