Despite the track record, actresses have been trying their hand at music forever. I doubt anyone remembers Jennifer Love Hewitt’s album, and it boggles my mind that J-Lo is still trying to parlay moderate success into a serious musical career. Perhaps Scarlett Johansson’s album with Thom Yorke wasn’t terrible, but I would hardly call her performance “singing.” Now, although I was sure this this would be the worst of it, nothing, and I mean nothing, could have prepared me for this recent gem of news; nudey “actress” Jenna Jameson is recording an album.

Jenna Jameson is an interesting character. First she claims to be a devout Catholic, despite being one of the most recognizable porn stars in the world. Then she quits the porn industry and has twins, chalking it all up to “God’s plan.” Now she’s recording an album? I don’t get it. She’s just one big-boobed plastic enigma. I don’t understand the “ex-porn star” title, either. Sure, Jenna, you’re not having sex on film anymore, but you did, and that footage isn’t going anywhere.

In an interview with LadieZ Night, Jameson claims to have gotten involved with singing early on in her career, and is excited to pursue it again. Her first single will be a collaboration produced by Jud Majoney, although no word yet on who the track will feature.

Click hereto read LadiezNight’s interview with Jameson. You know that fortune cookie game where you tack “in bed” onto the end of each fortune? It works great with Miss Jameson’s commentary.