If you live in New York you're well aware of today's cold, gloomy conditions, and if you don't live in New York, well, everyone needs a reason to laugh, right? My gift to you is the video below. This is not just any video. This video is of Miley Cyrus. Lap dancing (poorly, might I add). Yes, ladies and gentlemen, that cute teen from Hannah Montana, the one your little sister idolizes, she is growing up and sporting unflattering short-shorts while having her ass viciously humped by some shifty dude. Miley Cyrus has officially boarded a one-way train to Britney Spears-dom. Only time will tell how long until she gets a plethora of bad tattoos, shaves her head, and goes braless 99.9% of the time. Click through to watch the video. In it, Cyrus is seen dancing with the aforementioned shifty guy, and a 44 year old gay man, whom I can only assume is now gayer. If you live in New York you’re well aware of today’s cold, gloomy conditions, and if you don’t live in New York, well, everyone needs a reason to laugh, right? My gift to you is the video below. This is not just any video. This video is of Miley Cyrus. Lap dancing (poorly, might I add). Yes, ladies and gentlemen, that cute teen from Hannah Montana, the one your little sister idolizes, she is growing up and sporting unflattering short-shorts while having her ass viciously humped by some shifty dude. Miley Cyrus has officially boarded a one-way train to Britney Spears-dom. Only time will tell how long until she gets a plethora of bad tattoos, shaves her head, and goes braless 99.9% of the time. Click through to watch the video. In it, Cyrus is seen dancing with the aforementioned shifty guy, and a 44 year old gay man, whom I can only assume is now gayer.
May 12, 2010 at 12:43 pm, Bluejeans said:
WWOW – this article was written by a real hater. Here’s hoping you find some peace in your short, little insignificant life.
May 12, 2010 at 12:48 pm, Erin said:
She’s an idiot.
May 12, 2010 at 1:12 pm, Janet said:
Daddy’s little girl, he must be so proud!
May 12, 2010 at 1:27 pm, edoardo said:
can you show me a video where britney does something like that at this age???
May 12, 2010 at 1:28 pm, jasoninTx said:
This article is not written by a hater. Amy is coming from the point of view that most adults have. Miley’s career is a phenomena, like Marky Mark or the Backstreet Boys. All who were more teen poster children than serious musical artists.
We don’t expect good music from her, but we do expect her to set an example.
May 12, 2010 at 1:28 pm, jbrat said:
Why is everyone dressed like they are from the hills of West Virginia?
May 12, 2010 at 2:00 pm, Amy Laviero said:
Erin: yes, she is an idiot.
Edoardo: are you asking because you’re a perv, or because you’re defending Britney Spears’ chasteness? I’m confused.
Jbrat: because they probably are.
May 12, 2010 at 2:26 pm, vagina said:
1.white girls can dance
2.set an example your not a whore your better than that
3.britney spears is the worlds greatst sing.
i luv cheese
May 12, 2010 at 6:58 pm, Ally said:
yes, it is sleazy, considering she is a role model to the brainwashable 7-13 set. but… well, she’s grinding. yeah, the guy is old, but it looks exactly like the kind of thing you’d see at any high school prom. it’s slutty, it’s trashy. but she’s eighteen; it’s not exactly surprising. or scandalous.
you guys sound kind of like the nuns who taught at my catholic high school years ago. when did D+T become a bastion for conservative-christian social values?