Leave it to Russia to one-up our ridiculous national scandals (or delights, depending on your point of view). Anna Malova, a former Miss Russia, just got arrested today outside a drug store in Greenwich Village for possession of narcotics, forgery, and criminal impersonation of a physician. If I were Rima Fakih right now, I’d be like, “Ahemm? Can we all just take second to examine exibit B and then reconsider the tragedy of what happened with me and my awesome tan body and that pole?
I’m not sure what the lesson is here, but I definitely don’t want to make a list of everything that’s kind of skeevy about the US, and then compare those points to their super skeevy Russian counterparts. I feel like the ex-quarterback who didn’t go to college, gained a bunch of weight, and became an alcoholic should try to stay away from pissing contests. But here are a few conclusions that these two beauty pageant debacles led me to:
1) The pageant world is totally tragic and deserves more attention on the reality Television circuit ; 2) It’s tough to be hot, no matter where you live; 3) You have to be way taller or more flexible than me to get your pelvis to tilt like that; 4) The human race loves to brutally pick apart its most attractive members regardless of nationality or age; and 5) These girls (I’ve been calling them our Generation Z: Bombshell McGees) are right on track for winning Miss Something 2022, participating in some kind of sex(y) scandal and possibly being arrested for some kind of prescription drug that hasn’t even been created yet.
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