Here’s a look at what you might have missed today.

Strong Leaders
Sure, you know that Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves—did you also know he was an awesome wrestler?

Crasher Kidnapped
Remember the former reality star Michaele Salahi who only got really famous when she crashed a White House party? Now it appears she’s been kidnapped—and it might just be a ploy to get really really famous.

Mitt vs. Perry
Has Rick Perry made Mitt Romney stronger? They say what doesn’t kill us makes us stronger—and while his home state executes plenty of folks Perry’s not likely to do in Mitt anytime soon.

Knuckleballer
Boston’s Tim Wakefield, of the sloppy, bearded 2004 Red Sox champions, just won his 200th game last night—all with a goofy slow pitch that could be best be described as “drunk.” That’s my kind of baller.

GOP Seeks DOA
The GOP has a plan to foil Obama in 2012 by tinkering with the election rules. And it all starts in Pennsylvania.

Twins
Ever occur to you that Jon Hamm and Fabio look exactly alike? Probably not. But they do.

Irony
It’s the question everyone’s asking Ron Paul these days: If an uninsured man gets sick, do you let him die? Turns out his campaign manager did just that in 2008.