On a press tour for his new film, “Trespass,” Nicolas Cage told reporters a real-life story about the time someone trespassed into his home.
“It was two in the morning,” Cage told KTLA. “I was living in Orange County at the time and was asleep with my wife. My two-year old at the time was in another room. I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed.
“I know it sounds funny … but it was horrifying,” he commented.
Cage then verbally convinced the man to leave and called the cops.
It’s true, it does sound both funny and horrifying, and also kind of like a hallucination. I just hope he slapped the naked man across the face like Cher slapped him in “Moonstruck” and yelled “Snap out of it!” before kicking him to the curb.
