Giant LED screen inadvertently changed from car advertisements to 10 minutes of hardcore porn during morning commute.
Watching porn outside the comforts of one’s home isn’t really recommended. There is a certain stigma associated with the person using their iPad to watch someone get double teamed during their morning commute. It’s shameful, humiliating and disturbing — even if you’re not caught. If your exposure is exposed it could be downright life ruining and embarrassing.
In recent years, stories have surfaced of people twisted enough to use library computers as source for their carnal satisfaction.
However there is nothing riskier than watching porn in the workplace. Not only could your strange fetishes be stored on your computer’s hard drive and search history, but a boss or co-working might catch you with your pants down. A man from Wenzhou, China, a town roughly six hours south of Shanghai, learned just that when he decided to let his dirty thoughts enter his company’s browser. The results were quite unexpected.
According to Shanghaiist:
Pedestrians of Oubei Town (瓯北镇) in the city of Wenzhou got an eyeful on Wednesday, when a large LED billboard located at the busiest intersection in town played a pornographic video for a full ten minutes.
Beginning at roughly 9pm, passersby began to notice something was amiss when they noticed the billboard, which normally sells cars, acting particularly raunchy. As the video continued its saucy spectacle, a large crowd of people (luckily no children) gathered in the intersection to watch, have a laugh, and record the evidence using their cellphones for, uhh, later research.
While we secretly hoped the stunt was akin to Andy Dufresne’s playing The Marriage of Figaro in Shawshank Redemption, it turns out the “culprit” was just a lonely office worker who didn’t realize the computer he was using for his private time was linked to the massive billboard outside.
Next time you’re “bored at work” and your mind starts wandering, imagine Times Square knowing exactly where it wandered off to.
