Here’s a look at what you might have missed today.
Just in time for Christmas dinner, the FDA is approving horse meat. Here are some other adorable animals you may want to roast up for the yule.
Iran’s nuclear and missile sites keep mysteriously exploding. Not it.
Courtney Love is now Lindsay Lohan’s sobriety coach.
Fox News is now getting 24-7 police protection.
Larry David: Middle East peacemaker?
A monolithic Apple store is indeed coming to Grand Central Station.
Feds founds coke and weed when they raided the compound of the infamous Amish beard choppers.
Splitsider takes a look at all the roles Sacha Baron Cohen almost played.
Google “lady parts.” Go ahead—we dare you.