Give me a Blackberry or the reindeer gets it.
I don’t know about anyone else, but when I was a kid Santa Claus was one of the reasons you behaved. If you didn’t, you were on the “naughty” list and would get coal in your stocking instead of that awesome Barbie house with sound effects and a working elevator. Suffice it to say, death threats would not have gotten me what I wanted.
Apparently just the opposite is true for 13 year-old Mekeeda Austin. She wrote a letter to Santa — like a lot of kids do — but instead of promising good behavior or milk and cookies, she threatened to kill Santa, then slaughter his reindeer and feed them to the homeless if she didn’t get at least two of the gifts on her list.
At least she’s planning on helping those in need?
Normally the natural next step would be for a swift punishment from her parents alongside a promise that she will get absolutely nothing on that list. Right? Well, not exactly. Her mom, Tracey, is planning on getting her as many things as possible from the letter, because “you don’t want to get on the wrong side of her.”
The girl seriously doesn’t get what’s wrong with death threats, even if they are against fictional characters. She said, “I don’t see any problem with the letter, I want all of these things and I don’t see why I shouldn’t get them.” And if she really does get her way, clearly she won’t learn better any time soon.
All this for a Blackberry, a designer sweater, money and Converse sneakers. Oh, and the real Justin Bieber or Austin Malone.
[Via Daily Mail]
December 15, 2011 at 2:35 pm, Anonymous said:
The undeserving little twat deserves to be smacked upside the head and forced to clean toilets for christmas.
December 15, 2011 at 3:22 pm, saul stevens said:
typical spoiled American, can tha k her seflish out of touch parents for this fuck up. Thank God for abortions
December 15, 2011 at 8:37 pm, Ronald Nicholls said:
I actually think it was a British child, I could be incorrect tho.
December 15, 2011 at 9:41 pm, Kokana said:
Pretty sure God isn’t pro baby murder
December 16, 2011 at 8:58 am, JesuslovesAbortion said:
Let’s not get into that discussion…
you do eat eggs don’t you? (sometimes there’s this little red dot in it….). Baby eater….
December 17, 2011 at 10:58 pm, Serafina Kalashnikova said:
1 Samuel 15:3 – “Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.”
Psalms 135:8 – “Who smote the firstborn of Egypt, both of man and beast.”
Psalms 137:9 – “Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.”
Isaiah 13:18 – “Their bows also shall dash the young men to pieces; and they shall have no pity on the fruit of the womb; their eyes shall not spare children.”
Numbers 31:17 – “Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every women that hath known man by lying with him.”
Pretty sure he is.
December 15, 2011 at 3:23 pm, saul stevens said:
Don’t worry this brat when she grows up will be blowing Santa and take it Reindeer style in an upcoming porn, called “Hard as Coal”
December 15, 2011 at 5:54 pm, Kaz said:
@google-a22cc59cff2b6b9ed6792a7e37794645:disqus She isn’t American – she lives in the UK!
December 15, 2011 at 8:36 pm, Ronald Nicholls said:
When I was a kid (and I am only 26), I was happy even if I could only get a few things. I didn’t make lists saying I want this, that and the other thing. I was just grateful for what my parents gave me. It’s like kids think it’s there right to get whatever they want now.
December 15, 2011 at 9:02 pm, Katie P. said:
Someone needs some counseling up in here…
December 15, 2011 at 10:09 pm, Anonymous said:
Why the fuck does a 13-year-old still believe in Santa?
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December 16, 2011 at 5:49 pm, El Bruce said:
Who opened this private letter? Frankly I’m more worried about Santa’s privacy policy and what he’s doing with our consumer data.
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It’s a first and safe place for people who wanna to start a short-term relationship….no bounds or limits in front of true love.
December 16, 2011 at 9:54 pm, Mackenzie Gibson said:
This is why kids need stronger parenting… if I pulled that, my mother would KILL me, and THEN make me apologize to Santa Claus
December 16, 2011 at 11:13 pm, MonsterFresh said:
Hopefully getting on MTV was part of her Christmas wish, because within 3 years, she’s bound to be knocked up.
She’s 13 for chrissakes, don’t give her a black berry. She’ll just use it to call in the death threats and do hoodrat shit with her friends.
December 17, 2011 at 2:23 pm, Matthew Brown said:
Baloney! A teenager still believing in Santa Claus is just not credible. Either the tabloid made this story up because sensation sells, or she and her mother are trying to make a point about what consumerism does to children.
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