So far the 2012 presidential election has given us a lot of laughs and plenty of memorable moments. The Republican party has blessed us with an incredible field of dimwitted challengers. They have brought us pizza ballads, homophobia, sweater vests, racism and plenty of sexual harassment. Nevertheless with all the “fun” candidates dropping out of the race it appears as though we’re running dangerously low on the shenanigans and buffoonery we have become accustomed to.
For the fair-weather election fans out there it’s difficult to imagine this entertaining cast of knuckleheads having any more tricks up their sleeve. Sure, yesterday Newt Gingrich said that having an extramarital affair made him more “normal,” but how many more of these gems are left? Mittens Romney is boring. Ron Paul is old. Is there anyone else? Can Sarah Palin still throw her hat in?
For most political pundits the 2012 election season is just starting to heat up, but for those who prefer watching rich people being revealed as complete idiots, the season is starting to wind down. Now it is time to look elsewhere for political entertainment — such as the always entertaining Italian political system.
In the southern port city of Taranto, Italy two female porn stars are running for the mayor’s office. Yes, not one, but two women who get paid for penetration are campaigning for political office. Amandha Fox, star of the long-awaited “Warm Secretaries Volume 3,” and Luana Borgia, who enjoys a dry martini and the missionary position, will be facing Ippazio Stefano — an actual politician.
In an effort to prove their candidacy is more than a publicity stunt, the two members of the adult film industry are hosting a town hall meeting where they’ll answer questions and offer insight to their vision for Taranto. The meeting will be held the night before the election and feature entertainment provided by the candidates themselves — in the form of pole dancing.
Hopefully the Fox and Borgia start a trend of porn stars with political aspirations, because it’s hard to imagine anything more hilarious than flustered GOP candidates debating women with size H breast implants about foreign policy.
