Sex is pretty straightforward for men. There are no mysteries or ancient Chinese secrets—reaching an orgasm is only a problem if you have a quick trigger or five too many adult beverages. Women are little more tricky. Unlike men, who have only one erogenous zone that needs attention, they have about 27 in bizarre places like the left Achilles tendon or the elbow.
Traditionally it is significantly harder to please a female compared to a man. The failure to get a woman to use god’s name in vain can do serious damage to the delicate male ego (not that I would know anything about that). However if you want to feel like a champ between the sheets, aim for sexually repressed conservative Republican women.
According to a recent Match.com survey, over 50% of female members of the elephant party admit to climaxing during sex about 100% of the time. The results of the survey showed a correlation between conservatives and frequency of reaching their climax.
Yep, you heard that right. Republicans—and conservative Republicans, for that matter—reported the highest frequency of orgasm of all of the survey respondents, despite having the least amount of sex. More than half of those who identified as conservative Republicans said they reached climax almost every time they had sex, compared with just 40 percent of liberal Democrats. Sure, these answers are self-reported, but the survey was conducted anonymously online. What reason do they have to lie?
Why lie? Because Republicans love to lie—it’s part of their DNA, anything to make them seem superior and their lives perfect. Didn’t you know their new Audi drives simply divine? Haven’t you heard that little Johnny got an A+ on his report on Ronald Reagan? Wait, she didn’t tell you her husband just made partner, and that they had sex with their clothes off that night? Apparently that crazy missionary position really does it for her.
So if you’re struggling to find that liberal g-spot, go to the bar and find the woman sipping a cosmopolitan and trying desperately to be Carrie Bradshaw, and remember: the less leg she shows, the easier she goes.
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February 03, 2012 at 4:15 pm, John Mortensen said:
I’m a thinking they have never really experienced the big “O”. Then lie about it to feel superior.
February 03, 2012 at 7:48 pm, lilnoisemaker said:
Now let’s be honest here. If course the statistics are going to be 100% every time for Republican women, since most of them only have sex every twenty years or so.
February 03, 2012 at 8:15 pm, boris said:
Only to procreate.
February 03, 2012 at 8:15 pm, boris said:
They only think they orgasm because it’s what they’ve been told to say.
February 05, 2012 at 9:31 am, Yuyu Xie said:
i can prove that women also have about the last 10 seconds of shudder of climax as same as males, and after every female orgasm women also have refractory period, so women never can have multiple orgasms.
i think we should figure out first what is the female orgasm. a real female orgasm is as same as males, women also have about 10 seconds shudder of climax, and have the refractory period after every orgasm, women never can have the multiple orgasm.
February 05, 2012 at 9:32 am, Yuyu Xie said:
Same sex reproduction, possible?
http://orgasmgirl.blogspot.com/2012/01/same-sex-reproduction-possible.html
God is not a girl
http://orgasmgirl.blogspot.com/2012/01/god-is-not-girl.html
Give my best wishes to Johnny Weir and Victor Voronov
http://orgasmgirl.blogspot.com/2012/01/give-my-best-wishes-to-johnny-weir-and.html
A country’s degree of civilization and democracy depends on women’s status.
http://orgasmgirl.blogspot.com/2012/01/countrys-degree-of-civilization-and.html
I am the child in the story of Emperor’s New Clothes
http://orgasmgirl.blogspot.com/2011/12/i-am-child-in-story-of-emperors-new.html
Physical satisfaction and emotional satisfaction
http://orgasmgirl.blogspot.com/2011/12/physical-satisfaction-and-emotional.html
Low sex drive in women can be explained by Pavlov’s Classical Conditioning and Skinner’s Operant Conditioning
http://orgasmgirl.blogspot.com/2011/12/low-sex-drive-in-women-can-be-explained.html
A New Female Sexual Response Model
http://orgasmgirl.blogspot.com/2011/11/new-female-sexual-response-model.html
Porn can not be banned forever, because the fantasies are really helped for everyone.
http://orgasmgirl.blogspot.com/2011/11/porn-can-not-be-banned-forever.html
Unlocking the mystery of female orgasm will be the last straw that broke the same-sex marriage illegal.
http://orgasmgirl.blogspot.com/2011/11/unlocking-mystery-of-female-orgasm-will.html
Clitoral shaft is the key to get an orgasm for female.
http://orgasmgirl.blogspot.com/2011/10/clitoral-shaft-is-key-to-get-orgasm-for.html
Men’ cheating is inevitable.
http://orgasmgirl.blogspot.com/2011/10/men-cheating-is-inevitable.html
Intersex need to be understood, and accepted, not surgery.
http://orgasmgirl.blogspot.com/2011/10/intersex-need-to-be-understood-and.html
Crossing-over partial occurrence between X chromosome and Y chromosome is the key of intersex.
http://orgasmgirl.blogspot.com/2011/10/crossing-over-partial-occurrence.html
Did Albert Einstein get it wrong? But I am sure Sigmund Freud, Alfred Kinsey and Grafenberg were totally wrong.
http://orgasmgirl.blogspot.com/2011/09/did-albert-einstein-get-it-wrong-but-i.html
Women also fall asleep after a real orgasm.
http://orgasmgirl.blogspot.com/2011/09/women-also-fall-asleep-after-real.html
Kidney also plays an important role in female ejaculation
http://orgasmgirl.blogspot.com/2011/09/kidney-also-plays-important-role-in.html
No orgasm may be the key of the Menopausal Syndrome; ejaculation is the best way to treat insomnia.
http://orgasmgirl.blogspot.com/2011/08/no-orgasm-may-be-key-of-menopausal.html
Understand female orgasm from difference between Male & Female Circumcision
http://orgasmgirl.blogspot.com/2011/08/understand-female-orgasm-from.html
No difference in brain scan between male and female orgasm
http://orgasmgirl.blogspot.com/2011/08/no-difference-in-brain-scan-between.html
Maybe there is some organ unknown in labia majora
http://orgasmgirl.blogspot.com/2011/08/maybe-there-is-some-organ-unknown-in.html
Every orgasm is the result of different kind masturbation.
http://orgasmgirl.blogspot.com/2011/08/every-orgasm-is-result-of-different.html
Women and men have the same ejaculation system and process.
http://orgasmgirl.blogspot.com/2011/08/women-and-men-have-same-ejaculation.html
Why do women always like to fake orgasm?
http://orgasmgirl.blogspot.com/2011/07/why-do-women-always-like-to-fake-orgasm.html
Ejaculation is a habit, don’t blame male
http://orgasmgirl.blogspot.com/2011/07/ejaculation-is-habit-dont-blame-male.html
If you just provide your vagina as the receptacle for the penis during sexual intercourse, you will never get an orgasm
http://orgasmgirl.blogspot.com/2011/06/if-you-just-provide-your-vagina-as.html
Distinguish between orgasm and urination－female incontinence is not orgasm at all
http://orgasmgirl.blogspot.com/2011/06/distinguish-between-orgasm-and.html
I am challenging Barry R. Komisaruk and Beverly Whipple here
http://orgasmgirl.blogspot.com/2011/06/i-am-challenging-barry-r-komisaruk-and.html
Female also require time to switch back to urine mode after ejaculation mode
http://orgasmgirl.blogspot.com/2011/05/female-also-require-time-to-switch-back.html
The female body also has a system that keeps it from being able to ejaculate and urinate at the same time.
http://orgasmgirl.blogspot.com/2011/05/female-body-also-has-system-that-keeps.html
Women also can get orgasm during their menstrual period
http://orgasmgirl.blogspot.com/2011/05/women-also-can-get-orgasm-during-their.html
Orgasm together is never going to happen – whatever in straight couple or in gay couple
http://orgasmgirl.blogspot.com/2011/05/orgasm-together-is-never-going-to.html
Women also have refractory period after a real female orgasm
http://orgasmgirl.blogspot.com/2011/05/women-also-have-refractory-period-after.html
Women have two balls as homologous to the male two testes?
http://orgasmgirl.blogspot.com/2011/04/women-have-two-balls-as-homologous-to.html
Female ejaculation—liquid from urethra?
http://orgasmgirl.blogspot.com/2011/04/female-ejaculation-liquid-from-urethra.html
Premature ejaculation-A real disease or named by people?
http://orgasmgirl.blogspot.com/2011/04/premature-ejaculation-real-disease-or.html
Female multiple orgasms -A beautiful lie
http://orgasmgirl.blogspot.com/2011/04/female-multiple-orgasms-beautiful-lie.html
I don’t love porn, but I need to see it
http://orgasmgirl.blogspot.com/2011/04/i-dont-love-porn-but-i-need-to-see-it.html