The problem with wedding engagements has always been that they don’t share enough in common with office pizza parties—in fact, that’s the problem with most life-changing moments.
Thankfully, Pizza Hut has your back in the form of a $10,010 engagement package complete with a ring, fireworks, and a rectangular pan pizza.
According to Eater the special includes:
-Limo service: just try to keep the pizza sauce off the seats.
-A ruby engagement ring: to match the pepperonis.
-A bouquet of flowers: probably a dozen red carnations, to match the pepperonis and ring.
-A personal fireworks display: It’s unclear where they’ll be shot off (the playroom?) but one can imagine they’ll be all white to provide a cheesy backdrop for carnations and ring.
-A professional photographer and a professional videographer: because your grandkids will be so proud one day.
-And last but not least, a Pizza Hut $10 Dinner Box, which contains “a medium one-topping rectangular pan pizza, five breadsticks with marinara sauce and 10 cinnamon sticks with a sweet icing cup in one box.”: Just the right amount of food for eight or nine people—the exact number usually present at a proposal.