An Open Letter to Hollywood: stop blaming piracy and make films worthy of cinematic experience
Dear Hollywood,
Last night I sat in a cinema in the East Village and yes, I admit, bought a ticket to see “Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol.” There I endured five trailers, four of which were sequels, while the other was a trailer for James Cameron’s absurdist exercise in retroactively turning “Titanic” into a 3D experience. It was certainly entertaining as far as “Mission Impossible” films go but nothing spectacular; nothing memorable or cutting edge.
Almost everyone I know is a cinema lover. That is, all of my friends, family and many of my acquaintances love the act of going to the cinema, though none are professional critics or filmmakers. These people are a good cross-section of the American population, too, with varying careers, interests, income levels, hobbies, tastes, etc. Only two actively pirate content, but even they are quite willing to drop money on a movie, whether it be at the cinema or a DVD (buy or rent).
To hear it from you, though, everyone is staying at home, asses firmly planted in front of the television or computer screen watching pirated movies—your movies. This is not so. There are plenty of other things to occupy a day: reading, dinner, conversation, the internet, sex, creative endeavors, TV shows (where a high degree of creativity is exercised), pornography, exercise, wanking, travel, and so on.
You already know this on some intuitive level, but your producers and corporate stockholders operate in a delusional vacuum in which there is a belief that more spectacle, more explosions, more adaptations of books, video games, toy franchises, graphic novels, more sequels, prequels, reboots, remakes, reboots of reboots, more shit thrown at target audiences, the four quadrants, at teenagers, at women, at young men embalmed in testosterone, more cookie cutter rom-coms, more test screenings, too many chiefs, not enough Indians (pardon the expression), more MBAs sitting in producers chairs, more accountants, more marketers, and less and less original, imaginative and creative content somehow will reverse the downward trend that you’ve arrogantly and deceptively pinned on digital pirates.
No. Actually, the box office numbers are down because you generally serve up shit, and it’s a wonder that the numbers aren’t even worse. It might be argued that the only reason the numbers haven’t completely collapsed is because the US population keeps growing, and enjoys sitting in a theater eating popcorn even if the film is largely rubbish.
And for the record, the reason that “Avatar”—despite its formulaic plot—succeeded with audiences is that it undertook a grand science fiction vision, though James Cameron laced it with cheese and cinematic cliches. You have mistaken “Avatar’s” success for its 3D projection, when in fact audiences wanted to experience a new and deeply immersive world. Suddenly, every other adventure, action and science fiction film is 3D, and when they fail to resonate on the same level with audiences, you wonder why? Well, because the films are shit—plain and simple. Christopher Nolan’s “Inception” was neither 3D nor formulaic (except for perhaps in a post-modern way) and it doubled “Clash of the Titans” (a 3D film) in box office receipts to the tune of $830 million. For you, however, the originality of “Inception” is irrelevant—in your arrogance, you believe it’s the exception not the rule.
Imagine for a moment, if you will, that highly imaginative writers and directors were relatively free to create the movies that they themselves would want to see—except Brett Ratner, of course. Don’t let him near a camera. The results would be highly individual but popular entertainment. Sometimes there would be failure, as with anything, but more often than not there would be success. You already gamble when hacks and hamstrung filmmakers adapt existing intellectual property; why not gamble on real cinematic artists and nurture their talent? Some of you are doing this—Harvey Weinstein, James Schamus, Amy Pascal and Megan Ellison (who is a maverick with her inherited fortune)—but too many of you are not.
There are hundreds, maybe thousands of Neil Blomkampfs out there, equipped with stories and cinematic vision, ripe for the picking. There are Edgar Wrights, Steve McQueens (“Hunger”) and Duncan Jones aplenty. Find them and give them a shot.
Look about you for a moment. Survey the artistic and creative landscape. Really dig deep into culture and you will see that, worldwide, there are individuals every bit as creative and ambitious as Christopher Nolan, and a good many more that have superior talent. The talent and vision is everywhere.
And if your marketing teams spent half the time given to marketing “Transformers” sequels (which, let’s be honest, really don’t need much marketing) on crafting great marketing campaigns for independent and lower-budget films, well, you would certainly see a rise in those box office receipts. The indie crowd will see these films anyways—so market them toward people who aren’t otherwise in the know about independent films, but might well dig them as cinema goers.
Hollywood was built by creative rebels like Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, D.W. Griffith and Mack Sennett. After plateauing creatively, the industry rejuvenated by rebels such as Dennis Hopper, Francis Ford Coppola, Stanley Kubrick, Nicholas Ray, Roman Polanski, Arthur Penn, Sam Peckinpah and Martin Scorsese, to name a few.
Instead of going after those trafficking in pirated content or those who enable it (The Pirate Bay), why not see this as a chance to evolve (as TPB’s founder Peter Sunde suggested), to create on a grand scale, both with blockbusters and more independent fair? Instead of campaigning for SOPA, PIPA and ACTA, why not create films that are worthy of a cinematic experience and market them properly, instead of abandoning them if a market (supposedly) cannot be found?
There are plenty more auteurs out there for blockbusters and independent films, and I guarantee you that if you seek them out, give them a chance, and support them with full confidence and resources, that a new era in Hollywood will bloom. You will see people return to the cinema. You might not see a decrease in piracy, but this will never be something you can effectively control anyway. Your lobbying of Congress for SOPA, PIPA and ACTA will not staunch the flow of piracy. These mechanisms will evolve, find other avenues, and continue to defy your efforts. And the only thing you will be remembered for is providing the mechanisms by which our government can police and monitor internet activity like Big Brother.
That will be your legacy—not the production of great films.
So, it’s high time to get to work financing and producing great films again. You have all the resources and talent you need.
D. J. Pangburn





February 14, 2012 at 8:15 pm, Nick Guy Rees said:
I make it a policy not to call people out on their grammar, but when you are making demands a little Strunk & White would go a long way.
February 14, 2012 at 8:39 pm, D. J. Pangburn said:
Nick,
I wrote it in a more conversational style with plenty of commas, run-on sentences, parentheses, em dashes, etc. I could give fuck all for Strunk & White, but thanks for your concern.
Cheers,
D. J.
February 14, 2012 at 8:49 pm, Nick Guy Rees said:
D. J., forgive me if I'm mistaken, but I thought you were trying to make a change in the world with your post, hence the call to action. Writing to be read by others opens your 'open letter' to a wider audience (e.g. the people who write the screenplays and direct the movies). If you'd rather simply put words down to express your emotions rather than contributing something to the goal you seem to want to accomplish, I might suggest a more silent medium. Like a diary.
February 14, 2012 at 9:44 pm, D. J. Pangburn said:
Nick,
No hard feelings. I do understand what you're trying to say. In writing the piece, however, I didn't see any need to think about Strunk & White's "Elements of Style." Also, I wouldn't be the first writer—whether it be fiction, non-fiction, journalism, whatever—to adopt such a style. I could rattle off a bunch of fiction and non-fiction authors who have influenced me in along the way, but the list would be endless.
I don't think it's an emotional piece at all, but quite rational.
D. J.
February 17, 2012 at 12:31 pm, Jörg Tittel said:
D. J. Pangburn Not sure what point Nick was trying to make up there, especially in the context of an industry seemingly run by the most illiterate bunch of marketing drones imaginable. Although, I have to admit, D.J., you almost lost me with "anyways."
Thank you for this great open letter (already congratulated you on Twitter a minute ago) – hope the message will spread to the "top" of this industry hijacked by bottom feeders.
February 22, 2012 at 1:57 am, Muhlay Nuh said:
D. J. Pangburn Your text is compelling enough to encourage reading from top to tail in a TLDR world, so kudos to you. It's perfectly fine the way it is. As for everyone else, style — like culture itself — is relative and I think we'd all benefit by focusing on content first. This is, after all, exactly what this post is about… the content of holllywood film so often being crap, well produced and otherwise.
February 14, 2012 at 8:30 pm, Lance Peterson Eaglebauer said:
Damn right.
It's not our fault they're just not good enough.
February 14, 2012 at 8:32 pm, Fast Load said:
Amen…
February 14, 2012 at 8:34 pm, Fast Load said:
A lire…
February 14, 2012 at 9:21 pm, Mélissa Groleau said:
Death and taxes, two things you can be 100% sure in the life…
February 14, 2012 at 9:08 pm, Jeroen Baert said:
Great read, good points.
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February 14, 2012 at 11:13 pm, Micah Peden said:
this is so true.
the amazing spiderman 1 was leaked to the internet in full dvd quality 3 months before release.
Yet
Yet I say it still managed to gross 821 million dollars worldwide.
February 14, 2012 at 11:13 pm, Micah Peden said:
this is so true.
the amazing spiderman 1 was leaked to the internet in full dvd quality 3 months before release.
Yet
Yet I say it still managed to gross 821 million dollars worldwide.
February 15, 2012 at 5:46 am, Sebastian Andréassen said:
This has to be the best thing I've read today, and it explains one of my anti-censorship points.
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February 15, 2012 at 1:29 pm, Genevieve Soncasie said:
Interesting, engaging and convincing. Probably the best letter of persuasion I've read. Those who think they can't make an argument without emotion should take notes.
February 15, 2012 at 4:00 pm, Camille Lespetitspédestres said:
Amen to that.
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February 15, 2012 at 11:55 pm, Jerry Zucker said:
You have it completely backwards!
The reason the studios make all these movies that you don't like is that those are the only movies which can almost guarantee them a huge world wide gross at the box office. In fact the films that I think you want more of, are exactly the ones that have been most hurt by on-line theft. Filmmakers used to be able to finance those kinds of smaller films because of the value of the DVD sales and other ancillary markets. That's all gone now precisely because you and your friends don't want to pay for those films. You prefer to steal them on line.
February 16, 2012 at 5:31 am, Michael Wolfe said:
I personally cannot agree to that. You are exaggerating a point to pin the blame on the OP, claiming he and his friends – of which he did not say he but admitted two of his many friends/family do on occasion – pirate the indie movies he's trying to promote? That's circular logic that defeats itself and the point of the post as well as your reply. Piracy is a given, it cannot be stopped and it will continue to happen. The more resistance to piracy there is, especially when they start outright punishing the legit customers, the more appealing it gets and the more justification they feed to new pirates. Take purchasing movies on iTunes for instance. You own the movie now right? You should be able to sync it to any of your iPods, iPhones, and iPads and other PCs as you like as long as the device is synced with those PCs and those PCs are authorized on your account. Wrong! They DRM license the purchase to being on no more than 1 PC and 1 synced device in most cases. They would only allow selling the movies via iTunes with this DRM licensing enforced. They think that any more than that would allow piracy and cover it up with the excuse that one person – the owner of the movie purchase – owns only one PC and one iOS device. Just goes to show the lengths they will go to in an effort to brand us all as the same and accepting of that, and anyone else is a potential pirate. Now I would add the fact that I have never pirated a single thing. Not one game, movie, song or any other media. I know people that do, friends, family, etc. I myself do not. Still I feel adding that means the complete opposite to you considering your reaction to this post and that I am lying. Simple fact is, you don't know me well enough to call me or the OP a liar, yet you are ready and willing to jump on that high horse of yours and call anyone that who does not share your beliefs or opinions on the situation. Perhaps I'm reading too much into it though. I hope I am.
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February 16, 2012 at 1:04 pm, Iain Burgess said:
Brilliant article, sums it all up perfectly.
February 16, 2012 at 2:25 pm, Sabrina Hilpp said:
You've beautifully articulated why I don't go to movies anymore (unless it's an indie flick).
February 17, 2012 at 1:21 am, Mike Maxwell said:
Or they could go after thieves AND put out good movies. Why does it have to be an either/or?
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February 18, 2012 at 9:22 am, Colin Bennett said:
I can agree with some of what you're saying, but it's not as if great films aren't being produced. You act as if everything that Buster Keaton, Chaplin, and Griffith put out were masterpieces. They weren't. Keaton and Chaplin made a few flops and most of their stuff was pandering to people who were just mesmerized by moving pictures. Griffith was kind of a racist. Actually, he was a total racist. You assume everything put out in '72 was the Godfather – it wasn't. There were literally hundreds of terrible films. They just don't stand the test of time.
The reason Hollywood puts out so much crap is because if you want something to stick you need to throw a lot of shit against the wall. Beyond that – Hollywood (whether you like it or not) does not exist for the Art House Theatre in the East Village. It exists to make films (and yes, money) for the entire world. They have an international distribution to think about, and millions – not just you and your buddies – of people to think about that will see their films. You don't like test audiences? Too bad, the public likes them.
I would love it if Hollywood only put out artsy, independent and daring features (or, God forbid, they market a Doc domestically that isn't geared for children) but you're forgetting that America runs on a system known as Least Objectionable Programming:
It's not what you like the most, it's what you hate the least.
Love or leave it, it's a system that's worked forever. Real, powerful, visceral, emotional independent film exists everywhere AND it's not that hard to see – you just have to seek it out. God forbid you don't go to the multiplex just so you can bitch.
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