Hey, remember the ’90s, you guys?

Did you know there are adult human beings on this planet who were born in the 90s? Doesn’t that make you feel super old? This is what it’s like, folks. You’re just going to get older from now on – so remember your grade school memories fondly by gazing upon our amazing gallery of ’90s Valentine cards. Because you are getting old. So old. Have you started saving yet? And taking vitamins? You have to start exercising. And you really have to stop texting your ex – it’s just not normal. Did you call your Mother yet? You only get 1. And you really have to start flossing.

But for right now, revel in the past! Wasn’t it great? Candy is so good!

(‘Member the Michael Jordan valentines cards? Isn’t it weird he has a Hitler mustache now?)