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Amazon is now selling caffeinated marshmallows

Yes, it’s true. Someone combined stimulants and empty calories – someone deserves a medal for this. Amazon is selling a box of Stay Puft caffeinated marshmallows for $25. At 24 marshmallows in a box, that’s a dollar a pop. Yikes. Mind you, some of us me at Death & Taxes have been known to polish off an entire box of uncaffeinated marshmallows in one sitting…. imagine how we’d feel after an entire box of the pick-me-up mallows!

They’ve also somehow managed to wrangle in the loveable Stay Puft marshmallow mascot from the Ghostbusters movies to appear on the box. So there’s that, too. So go ahead. Eat a whole box. Stay Puft would want it that way.

  1. April 18, 2012 at 7:26 pm, Everett Catherine said:

    You're a little late to the party, DoT. I've been seeing caffeinated marshmallows–& a hundred other things–on geek sites for years.

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  2. April 19, 2012 at 10:17 pm, Bev Beppler said:

    Caffeinated Marshmallows? oh, yeah.

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  3. April 20, 2012 at 9:48 am, Eavesdropping In: Rihanna Is Going To Die Of Pot, The Secret Menu At Starbucks said:

    [...] -Oh Sweet Mary, some guy is selling caffeinated marshmallows. [D&T] [...]

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  4. April 20, 2012 at 5:03 pm, Tom Chapman said:

    As if people needed help staying awake around a campfire to tell ghost stories…

    Reply

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