- For all you smart dumb cats, Ghostface Killah is on board for MTV’s reboot of ‘Hollywood Squares.’
- Drake falls on stage during a performance in England.
- Researchers say, by 2050, jons will spend $10,000 for a night with a robot prostitute.
- A larger screen, iWallet, and three more rumors about the next iPhone.
- For those who claim Mitt Romney doesn’t have a sense of humor.
- Baby Godfather, Scumbag Stacy, and seven more normal people turned into the Garbage Pail Kids of meme culture.
- RIP: Charles Colson, Nixon’s “evil genius” turned prisoner and proselytizer. Here’s Samantha Shapiro’s profile from 2003.
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