America’s current favorite vapid sex kitten is Kate Upton, and it’s no surprise that she’s hooked up with creepy photographer du jour Terry Richardson for this… well… interesting video.

On one hand, Kate Upton is quite a beautiful young woman with a clear talent for being attractive, looking attractive, and generally standing around and looking attractive. On the other hand we live in a post “Girls” world where sweet-jesus-do-we-need-some-substance and seeing another video of another pretty girl with nothing else to bring to the table other than (possibly) the correct pronunciation of the word “table” is just so… tacky. Girl dances like she’s one of The Sims or something. It’s about as erotic and scintillating as airport sushi but people seem to like it.

Anyway. Here’s the video.