• Seattle’s superhero turf war continues.

• “SNL” kills Obama sketch and replaces with “Fox & Friends” spoof, right-wingers go apey.

• Scientists say that yogurt gives men swag.

• Selma Blair returns to the dark, pervy bosom of director Todd Solondz in “Dark Horse.”

• Breaking: Cat drinks from paw.

• Rick Santorum’s Romney endorsement ad debuts on “Jimmy Kimmel Live.”

• Senator Scott Brown pleads to “the independent majority” for reelection in Massachusetts.

• Cut Copy returns with a pretty sweet video for “Take Me Over.”

• Texas Rangers’ Josh Hamilton nailed four home runs in last night’s game against Baltimore. Watch ‘em here.

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