8 sushi rolls that aren’t actually sushi
Snap, crackle, and pop these right into your mouth.
Mmm, these look like little baby fingers wrapped inconspicuously in white bread and nori. Tasty or sneaky?
Tastes good, donut?
Is this tainting a culture, or bringing two together?
Who knew that smashed Pop-Tarts look a lot like ground human bodies? They probably taste just as good, too.
Is that a banana in your sushi or are you just happy to see me?
Seemingly crusty, deceptively great.
Nothing says terrible gas like a lukewarm plate of Taco Bell Burrito sushi.