A famous comedian once said that he wanted to maturely ejaculate, but that’s his joke and not mine and I haven’t had my bagel and coffee yet and I can’t be arsed to think of a new one.

Anyway. Durex have a new ad campaign for their “Opera” condoms that is surprisingly hilarious: the tag line is “Coming early?” and features three guys who are at an event way, way before anyone else. It’s a subtle yet effective dig that is currently running in markets in Istanbul and Turkey, but we think that these ads might have a shelf life here in America. If there’s one thing Americans love, it’s guns pussy awful celebrities dick jokes.

h/t: Buzzfeed