
Could the Miami ‘zombie’ face-eating event simply be a case of Occam’s Razor: that the man had a psychotic breakdown without the use of drugs? Yet, that didn’t stop Armando Aguilar, president for the Miami Fraternal Order of Police, from appearing on CNN and bandying about the theory that it was triggered by LSD. Then, of course, there is the theory that the man had taken bath salts. Police are meant to investigate, not theorize on national television, thereby creating a drug hysteria. It’s proof how that much power the media has in creating hysteria.
“We’ve had… two other instances where the persons have disrobed themselves and become very, very violent. And those two other cases they’ve admitted to taking LSD, and we believe it’s being mixed with some sort of other drugs,” states Aguilar in the CNN interview. “In this particular case we won’t know until the final toxicology report comes in. But, the cases were so similar in nature that they all three took off their clothes, all three became psychotic, all three had superhuman strength and felt no pain.”
“And it’s very concerning to us because it’s just not an act of a crazy person if there is in fact a drug out there that people are taking that is making them psychotic like this,” adds Aguilar. And this is where the irresponsible and hysterical prognostications come in with Aguilar claiming, “We’re going to see more and more of it.”
Take a moment to consider that Aguilar violates one of the great principles of logic: correlation does not imply causation. In other words, even though LSD was allegedly taken by two violent “superhuman” suspects, it does not necessarily mean that LSD or any other drug triggered the violence. Aguilar violates the correlation does not imply causation principle again by suggesting that those other events imply a correlative link to the face-eating incident. Aguilar also fails to state whether the two other suspects had taken LSD the day of their attacks or sometime in their past, which is relevant information.
Cui bono, though? Police get a fresh round of anti-drug publicity with this event, which will likely keep federal drug dollars flowing into their budgets, while the media has a sensational news story for ratings. Any number of publications, including New York magazine, are running with the idea of LSD perhaps being the cause.
New York’s Dan Amira, in what can only be described as a moment of idiocy, writes, “If the recent LSD episode of Mad Men has you thinking of trying the drug for the first time, first consider whether you’re prepared for the possibility that, in addition to (SPOILER!) facilitating a mutual breakup with your significant other, your trip may give you the urge to strip naked and eat a human face.”
If it’s meant as a satirical volley at Miami police and the media, that’s allowed, but the author doesn’t take any time at all to give any background on the effects of LSD or psychedelics, in general. If Amira, or CNN, or the Miami police were being objective and informative at all, they would note that over 60 years LSD has had very positive effects on people, including Steve Jobs and number of other creatives. It’s certainly possible that psychedelics like LSD trigger psychosis in people with latent mental instability. What this tells us is that like any substance, whether it be alcohol or cocaine, people with mental problems (including depression, for instance) should abstain from drug use.
It’s not as if there’s some psychedelic-induced violence epidemic rippling across the U.S., but if one were to believe Miami police and the media, it’s a problem that is escalating. What is actually at play, as always, is misinformation about LSD’s effect being disseminated by power structures. It is propaganda.
Rudy Eugene may have snapped quite naturally, or he may have snapped from a combination of drugs (including LSD, but more likely PCP), but this is no reason to create the sort of drug hysteria infecting the media like a virus. Friends have stated that Eugene was not a drug user, aside from some marijuana use. Maybe he was using other substances privately, but by all indications he was considered a good and relatively sober person.
The reality is that people go crazy all the time. One minute someone is seemingly normal, the next minute they are not. This often disconnected, hyperreal world that we live in doesn’t make it exactly easy to maintain a healthy mental state of mind. Any number of factors could have triggered Eugene, and it’s a shame that police and media are communicating the message that drugs alone are to blame.
It’s important to remind people that there is an extreme beauty in psychedelics and that, like the human psyche itself, there is a dark side, and that this dark side may not have even caused Eugene’s psychotic break.
And remember that Aldous Huxley, one of the 20th century’s greatest minds and most talented writers, exited this world on ”LSD, 100 µg, intramuscular“—a testament to his belief in the positive effects of the drug.





June 01, 2012 at 3:27 pm, Erik LittleFin Schwartz said:
I've eaten enough acid to know these guys are talking out their asses. PCP seems the likelier culprit. And for the other two cases, did the men just admit to taking LSD or did they do a toxicology report and prove it. If there was no drug testing done how can they know for sure they took acid.
June 01, 2012 at 3:38 pm, Chase Mather Turner said:
Not that I have a problem with LSD, but with all of your talk of causality and speculation I'm not sure how you can make a statement like " they would note that [sic] over 60 years LSD has had very positive effects on people, including Steve Jobs and number of other creatives." What are you basing that on? Mentioning that Steve Jobs once said that LSD was one of the best things he's ever done does not mean it necessarily had a positive effect on him as a human being (even if he thought so).
Interesting points though – I haven't been following all of this that closely but from what I had heard I thought the "bath salts" was verified as the cause of the behavior. Goes to show that the media machine is in full effect.
June 01, 2012 at 3:44 pm, D. J. Pangburn said:
Chase,
Good point. I wasn't trying to establish a causal link between Steve Jobs' LSD experience and his success in tech innovation, although he himself suggested as much. I was simply trying to say that it has had a positive effect on people and the media/law enforcement fixate on the much rarer negative effects of psychedelics.
Good point, nonetheless, and thanks for reading.
DJ
June 01, 2012 at 5:00 pm, Brendan FitzPatrick said:
Aldous Huxley, Timothy Leary, John Lennon, alcohol and drug therapy, Iboga therapy for heroin addicts….these are important and beneficial drugs that can also be dangerous, just like most other important and beneficial drugs. After WW2 you'd think people would be more aware of propaganda. But of course reasonable discourse is no match for human vulnerability to bias and shrill fear mongering. I guess if it was we couldn't get the population behind wars (on terror, drugs, gay,s citizens, minorities or whatever…) I mean c'mon, where would our economy be without war and public stupidity? I hate to say it, but today's public reminds me a lot of germany circa 1938….or Rome in the 1st century AD…
June 01, 2012 at 3:43 pm, Ash Edwards said:
There was a piece in Vanity Fair in the last 2-3 years with interviews of those in Hollywood who could afford to take LSD under the supervision of a therapist in the early days of the drug and the positive, life-changing effects it had on patients.
June 01, 2012 at 5:07 pm, Matt Prince said:
ITS PROB PCP WHY WONT ANYONE ELSE THINK OF THIS ITS NOT LSD.
June 01, 2012 at 5:28 pm, Andrew Oxford said:
Bath salts
June 01, 2012 at 5:35 pm, Ashley Nicole Storm said:
DO YOU LIKE TYPING IN ALL CAPS?
June 01, 2012 at 5:39 pm, Andrew Oxford said:
DO YOU
June 01, 2012 at 5:40 pm, Ashley Nicole Storm said:
YES. WHY ELSE WOULD I BE TYPING IN ALL CAPS?
June 01, 2012 at 5:44 pm, Andrew Oxford said:
SOME WOULD SAY TO GET YOUR POINT ACROSS, OTHERS MIGHT SAY ITS LIKE SHOUTING. ME? BECAUSE ITS COOL.
June 01, 2012 at 5:45 pm, Ashley Nicole Storm said:
YOU MUST WEAR SUNGLASSES INDOORS.
June 01, 2012 at 5:46 pm, Andrew Oxford said:
ONLY IF THEY'RE WHITE AND MY COLLAR IS POPPED.
June 01, 2012 at 5:47 pm, Ashley Nicole Storm said:
BETTER ROLL UP YOUR SLEEVES AND MAKE SURE THE SHIRT IS IN A FLUORESCENT COLOR, THEN PEOPLE WILL KNOW YOU'RE EXTRA COOL.
June 01, 2012 at 5:51 pm, Andrew Oxford said:
FLUORESCENT PINK. THAT WAY I CAN BEAT UP EVERYONE WHO THINKS I'M GAY.
June 01, 2012 at 6:55 pm, Ashley Nicole Storm said:
PURPLE IS FAR SUPERIOR TO PINK.
June 02, 2012 at 8:44 pm, Matt Prince said:
I dont know what bath salts really even are
Someone said its like a LSD PCP combo.. Lol
June 01, 2012 at 5:48 pm, Luis Andrew Garcia said:
so I'm guessing Zombies in the near future
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June 04, 2012 at 12:42 am, Hipster Hitler said:
hmmm interesting
June 04, 2012 at 12:25 pm, Corey Johnson said:
It's good to see articles like this among the mess. Judging from the comments on the various speculatory and sensational articles across the web, the public's understanding of drugs and drug use appears to be light-years wide and inches deep.