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National Doughnut Day list of emotional doughnuts

It’s National Doughnut Day, betches. It’s also a windy, kind of cold, sort of drizzly, all around sad day here in New York City and I’m just not feeling it. I’ve been emotionally purging all day so it only makes sense that I emotionally binge too. If I’m going to eat my feelings though, I want my food to get me. These doughnuts know what’s up.

Angry doughnut

Happy doughnut

Sad doughnut

Crazy doughnut

Apathetic doughnut

Doughnuts so good they make me emotional:

Pretzel, icing, sprinkles explosion doughnut

Peanut butter and jelly attack doughnut

Chocolate butter hurricane doughnut

Dogs uncomfortably wearing blue doughnuts

Mommy and baby doughnuts

  1. July 12, 2012 at 3:40 pm, It’s Free Slurpee Day at 7-11 (Ew!) | Death and Taxes said:

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