Taco Bell’s creation designed specifically to prevent you from fitting into your summer swimsuit recently broke the sales record for the Irvine based chain by selling 100 million Doritos Locos Tacos in 10 weeks. With their reinvented racially acceptable slogan “Live Mas,” Taco Bell is looking to become the largest fast food chain to rely on gimmicks that unfortunately Americans seem to love.
If the Bell’s “Fourth Meal” campaign wasn’t embarrassing enough in these obese times, the Doritos Locos Taco and its “Live Mas” campaign can only add to the reasons why people hate Americans. Don’t worry guys, Taco Bell is looking towards releasing more Doritos Locos flavors (Cool Ranch!) in the future for us to regret eating the next morning.
June 05, 2012 at 6:15 pm, Pollyanna Milliken said:
Seriously? Yuck!
September 05, 2012 at 5:01 pm, Taco Bell’s new ‘breakfast drink’ sounds god awful | Death and Taxes said:
[...] sounds especially crazy, like something Honey Boo Boo had a hand in.Taco Bell sold 100 million Doritos Locos Tacos 10 weeks, which is probably why they’re going for it with the Mountain Dew mash-up. Maybe [...]
September 10, 2012 at 9:28 am, What to do immediately after killing Osama bin Laden | Death and Taxes said:
[...] But seriously—dude didn’t even get a Gordita. We hope he at least treated himself to Doritos Locos Tacos Supreme.Watch the full interview below. /**/ /**/ window.fbAsyncInit = function() { FB.init({ appId : [...]
November 08, 2012 at 2:30 pm, Taco Bell expands snack menu to include a baked potato in a tortilla | Death and Taxes said:
[...] development just hired a bunch of high 15 year-olds and asked them what they felt like eating. Doritos as a taco shell? Check. Mountain Dew as a breakfast drink? Check.Unfortunately for us it has [...]