Karl Lagerfeld has a new kitten, an all white fluff named Choupette, which according to Lagerfeld uses iPad and has two maids, one for daytime, one for night. Together the maids have racked up 600 pages of journal entries chronicling Choupette’s daily activities and meals, which Choupette takes at the table with Karl.

Though this may not be a normal way to raise a kitten, it seems like the exact level of pampering every cat thinks it deserves. So congratulations, Choupette. You’re probably going to have some social issues and body image problems, but you are hereby never allowed to complain. Your life is objectively better than 99% of cats. Objectively, okay? You’re a 1% kitty. So try to enjoy it.