– David Arquette just had a bar mitzvah. No time like the present.

– In honor of 6/11: 11 languages spoken by 11 people or fewer.

– Think you’re too old to get in shape? Nope, you aren’t.

– Animal Collective announced a new tour today.

– Could the new pro-gay Republican SuperPAC be a game changer?

– Watch Lady Gaga get whacked in the head with a giant pole.

– Watch totally insane teenagers jumping over subway tracks in Brooklyn.

– Jeb Bush is getting ready for a Romney loss in November.

– Apple announced new skinnier laptops today and a Siri that actually works.

– Jay-Z has a new gig, as spokesman for Duracell Powermat.

Image: Bill Murray and Alice Cooper, chillin, via Reddit.