Holy fucking shit you guys.
Papa Roach has a major announcement tomorrow. They won’t tell us what it is. They just sent us an email with the phrase “PAPA ROACH TO MAKE MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT DURING LIVE CHAT WITH FANS TOMORROW” in all capital letters so it must be something good. Now fellas, put that rockboner (™ Death & Taxes Media 2012) away – this comes on the heels of the announcement of a new fucking album. A new Papa Fucking Roach album for us to hear.
Settle down, settle down. This is the same group of guys that gave us “Last Resort.” They can’t fucking prove us wrong, man. Would they lie to us? Would they let us down? No. No they would not. They can’t leave 3.2 million Facebook fans hanging out to dry just like that.
Here’s the press release. Honestly – we debated for veritable hours over whether to show you the Words that Papa Roach hath passed down to us… but we think you can handle it. Go ahead, champ. The training wheels are off the bicycle. Have at it:
Rock berserkers and multi hit-makers Papa Roach have announced a special live chat with fans for a “major announcement” this Thursday, June 14th at 3pm PST. Frontman Jacoby Shaddix, guitarist Jerry Horton, bassist Tobin Esperance and drummer Tony Palermo will make the special announcement as well as interact and chat with Roach fans. For information on where to tune in, please visit www.facebook.com/paparoach. The announcement follows the band’s ruthless canvassing of the globe in support of their highly acclaimed Time For Annihilation…On The Record and On The Road, which New York Post proclaimed “Papa’s On Fire” and hailed as one of the “most appealing concept albums of the year.”
If that did not in fact blow your socks off, then you, my friend, have no socks.
June 13, 2012 at 10:07 pm, Jason Lekberg said:
Hey dude. You should probably disclose to your readers that you use to work for them. Maybe you're a bit buthurt?
June 13, 2012 at 10:07 pm, Jason Lekberg said:
Hey dude. You should probably disclose to your readers that you use to work for them. Maybe you're a bit buthurt?
June 14, 2012 at 1:55 pm, Ned Hepburn said:
i worked for Tenth Street, not Papa Roach!
June 14, 2012 at 2:50 pm, Jason Lekberg said:
10th st manages and releases papa roach, so yes, you worked for papa roach.
June 14, 2012 at 4:21 pm, Ned Hepburn said:
Well, i ain't still being paid to like the band anymore. Just having some fun, dude.
June 14, 2012 at 6:18 pm, Michael Dunbar said:
Ned, love the profile picture. Was that from your summer internship with the Nicaraguan drug cartel? Sucks that you put in all that time and in the end they wanted to transfer you over to Accounts Receivable. They knew you wanted to get in on the Marketing & Public Relations team! So bogus!