I love Mitt Romney because I’m starting to get the feeling that he’s nothing more than a newborn horse that somehow transported his horse-mind into the human-mind of a total high school jock douchebag. Maybe this whole brain-switcheroo thing took place during a thunderstorm. Anyway.
Romney seems to think its totally acceptable to have an incentive-based pay for the US presidency. The idea is taken straight out of a 1992 Saturday Night Live sketch, as Think Progress noted. It is also hugely laughable, because if Mitt really wants incentive based pay in his new job as POTUS perhaps he should go back to working in the private sector.
Mitt seems to have a complete and total boner for the Wall St based pay system yet few Americans know what he really did: he fired a shit-ton of people in order to make more money for companies. To say that Mitt is a “job creator” is the same as saying that a wrecking ball is a “rubble developer” – Mitt’s entire motivation seems to be able just to get money for himself and his creepy cult-like Mormon church who, dare we forget, likes to baptize dead people as Mormons, like Mitt’s father-in-law, who was extremely Athiest.
So it’s early and you probably haven’t had your coffee so maybe just imagine Mitt as a scared horse running around a barn during a rainstorm and you might have an inkling of what he would be like as president.