Hot 97 reports that Chris “The Worst Human Being” Brown finally – and when I say “finally” I mean fiiiiiiiiinally – got his ass kicked by none other than R&B sweater-rapper Drake.
Early Thursday morning at NYC club WIP Drake rolled up and started a fight with Chris “Hitting A Woman Until She Is Unconcious” Brown and his entourage, allegedly over the abuse of Rihanna. Which is great. Because Chris “Beater Of Women” Brown needed his ass kicked. From what we can gather through Chris’s tweets there were bottles thrown. One landed on Chris’s face, which is a good thing, because he needs to be hit in the face repeatedly the same as when he beat Rihanna into a near-coma. We here at D&T have a new found respect for Drake after this ass-kicking. Chris “No Good Songs” Brown deserved every second of it. Still a fan of Chris Brown? He got what was coming. You should be ashamed of yourself for still liking him. Here’s Chris’s tweets:
June 14, 2012 at 5:27 pm, Ricardo Arrieta said:
O dang are yall talking bout Chris "no balls " brown?
June 14, 2012 at 2:31 pm, Lunchtime Links - The Daily What said:
[...] Finally: Chris Brown gets his ass kicked, by Drake [...]
June 14, 2012 at 6:41 pm, Victoria Lee Sullivan said:
Karma's a terrible thing, isn't it, Chris "Misogynist" Brown?
June 14, 2012 at 6:42 pm, Mayra París said:
My second-favorite part is how he says bottle-throwing is for girls and how the bottle-thrower is weak and a pussy. As if we still doubted he was a woman-hating ass. (My favorite part, of course, is him getting slapped around by a guy who wears "girly" cardigans.)
June 14, 2012 at 8:39 pm, Ariane McBean said:
if I was chris brown's mom I would be SEVERELY disappointed that I raised an asshole misogynist for a son. sometimes I seriously wonder if individuals like chris brown (that would be women beating asshats that we call sorry excuses for "human beings") even respects his own mother with his actions towards women, I just don't see the correlation.
June 14, 2012 at 8:41 pm, Allen Cox said:
are you all talking about chris "obvious fucking names" brown? Seriously, chris "no good songs" brown? His feelings must be VERY hurt after that one. I got the fucking point that he was a douche in whatever year he beat that woman up.
June 15, 2012 at 1:56 am, Jill Kennedy said:
You're welcome to read something else.
June 15, 2012 at 2:40 pm, Allen Cox said:
zing
June 16, 2012 at 9:57 am, Hayley Baxter said:
Your point seems to be 'I just feel like being a dick to everyone so I'm going to be one right here and annoy people.'
June 16, 2012 at 4:42 pm, Allen Cox said:
that was the idea. worked pretty well.
June 14, 2012 at 8:52 pm, Stephanie Ladd said:
Just because stuff happened between him and his then girlfriend, it doesn't give anyone the right to go all vigilante. That's what the police are for. If everyone decided to go for vigilantism we'd be in big trouble.
June 14, 2012 at 10:16 pm, Jason Grill said:
No one's saying Drake had the right, everyone's just happy it happened.
June 14, 2012 at 11:15 pm, Aimée L. Matheny said:
oooh, yeah, because the cops are so good at preventing domestic violence, or even paying attention to it when it *does* happen.
shitbags like brown laugh at restraining orders. it takes painful consequences to teach them anything.
June 14, 2012 at 11:23 pm, Stephanie Ladd said:
The whole fuck the police thing is very 8th grade. Vigilantism is a very slippery slope. Can I beat someone for denting my truck? Can I shoot someone because I saw them rob a bank? The police and the law are there for a reason.
I don't see how a domestic dispute is any of my business anyway. I don't know them. I don't know why they were fighting. I don't know who hit first. I sure as hell don't condone someone taking the law into their own hands.
June 14, 2012 at 11:32 pm, Aimée L. Matheny said:
oh, how adorable. a high school bitch in a bad boba fett helmet is actually calling me '8th grade."
well, sweetheart, tell you what. next time you actually become a victim of domestic abuse, you call the cops and see how long it takes them to get there. then you can note how seriously they take your story, especially if your abuser is there and bright enough to be calm and convincing. after that, you can file a restraining order. see how well that stops your abuser from coming back after you. and note also how your friends the police are sitting right there, waiting to protect you.
you'll note that i'm not advocating vigilantism as a judicial model, although it's worked well in some historical societies; merely noting that the cops are useless for this sort of thing. what i'm saying, and i'll say this a second time since it's apparently necessary, is that dirtbags don't learn well according to the guidelines normal society has in place.
as for LOL I DONT CARE, you will care about these issues if they ever occur to you. the difference between you and me is that i actually know what the fuck i'm talking about.
June 14, 2012 at 11:50 pm, Stephanie Ladd said:
Yeah, I'm, 24 and I made my facebook years ago when I was in high school. It's been around a while, actually in case you didn't know. I also don't see why you want to talk shit because I'm wearing a helmet in my picture like that is remotely relevant. Should I have some poorly edited wannabe gothic "modelling" picture instead?
My past has nothing to do with anything because I feel no need to beg everyone to pity me that I don't know on the internet like a child. I mean really, who's resorting to the childish behavior here. Name calling, poor grammar and no understanding of the rules of punctuation and capitalization really make you look intelligent and don't reaffirm my comment about that viewpoint being immature. Totally not.
Now, back to the "article", vigilantism is not a good thing. Everyone in the country taking the law into their own hands, especially with matters that they know of second and third hand, is a bad thing. Laws and the police are in place for a reason, and if you think things are so screwed up, why not try to actually do something about it instead of badmouthing the police on the INTERNET? Although I suppose with your rude demeanor and poor writing skills anything you submit in your current state will be promptly disregarded.
It is not your place to decide that what the law has done is "not good enough" in the case of something that does not involve you. Obviously she is on good enough terms with him that there are still new songs that are a collaboration between the two of them.
Also, it is not my place to judge everyone's personal life just because they're "famous." It's not my place to decide whether or not he "learned his lesson," and I'm not childish enough to think my opinion actually matters on the subject. I also don't see how getting physically violent with him years after the fact is supposed to teach anyone that physical violence is wrong. It's like slapping your kid because they slapped you. It makes no sense. You can't use what they did right back and expect good results. It reaffirms the behavior.
June 15, 2012 at 2:03 am, Ryan Boekenoogen said:
Batman.
PS You are right about the vigilante argument though.
June 15, 2012 at 4:51 am, Laura Blum said:
Stephanie Ladd It's cute how you're choosing to act as though there isn't real, publicly documented evidence that Chris Brown beat the shit out of her. That's not a fucking "argument" or a "dispute," that's ABUSE. And yeah, it sure as hell is your business, because this is not just an isolated incident. It's part of a widespread and systemic issue that affects a disturbingly large number of people, most of whom are women. You act as though it's got no bearing on your life whatsoever. You're in denial.
You might not agree with the way Drake handled the situation, and that's fine by me. But don't minimize the reality that Chris Brown is an ABUSER. That's downright irresponsible.
And by the way–whether or not Rihanna is back with him or making music with him has nothing to do with it. Have you never heard of survivors of domestic violence returning to their abusers? It happens. It doesn't make the abuse any less real, or her status as a survivor any less valid.
June 15, 2012 at 4:54 am, Laura Blum said:
It's cute how you're choosing to act as though there isn't real, publicly documented evidence that Chris Brown beat the shit out of her. That's not a fucking "argument" or a "dispute," that's ABUSE. And yeah, it sure as hell is your business, because this is not just an isolated incident. It's part of a widespread and systemic issue that affects a disturbingly large number of people, most of whom are women. You act as though it's got no bearing on your life whatsoever. You're in denial.
You might not agree with the way Drake handled the situation, and that's fine by me. But don't minimize the reality that Chris Brown is an ABUSER. That's downright irresponsible.
And by the way–whether or not Rihanna is back with him or making music with him has nothing to do with it. Have you never heard of survivors of domestic violence returning to their abusers? It happens. It doesn't make the abuse any less real, or her status as a survivor any less valid.
June 15, 2012 at 5:21 am, Stephanie Ladd said:
No matter how wrong he is/was, it gives Noone the right to go all crazy. He went through the due process of the law. Drake, him and Rihanna are grown adults and hitting someone with a beer bottle isn't going to solve shit. I didn't say he wasn't wrong, I said it's not my business because I don't know what really happened. News is biased, we all know that and I don't spend too much time on gossip. (the daily what posted this and I clicked.)
And yes, batman is a good vigilante, but not everyone is a good person with good restraint
June 15, 2012 at 4:17 am, Lucy Siciliano said:
He didn't get his ass beat he got a bottle thrown at him. You weren't there when he hit her so you don't know what truly happened.There's two sides to every story and it couldn't have been that bad because she's with him again…
June 15, 2012 at 4:39 am, Lucy Siciliano said:
Oh i didnt know i posted this. haha delete!
June 15, 2012 at 2:12 pm, Jason Matuskiewicz said:
You are an idiot.
June 15, 2012 at 4:17 am, Lucy Siciliano said:
He didn't get his ass beat he got a bottle thrown at him. You weren't there when he hit her so you don't know what truly happened.There's two sides to every story and it couldn't have been that bad because she's with him again…
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June 16, 2012 at 4:02 am, Dennis Tavake Pulu said:
I really don't care… he's still dope.. drake used a bottle, WEAK! put your hands up bruh! smfh*
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August 03, 2012 at 2:11 pm, Lafitte Finess said:
You one that baby OK you are hot
August 11, 2012 at 11:53 pm, Earnest Markevius Thompson said:
Chris brown a bitch u gay fuck
August 14, 2012 at 12:55 am, Ashley Brown said:
People don't even know the whole story. Drake soft self
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