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Drake to Chris Brown: ‘I’m fucking Rihanna’

Our new favorite rapper / sing-mumbler / sweater enthusiast Drake reportedly sparked the widely publicized fracas between himself and Chris “I Beat Women Into Near Comas” Brown last week by handing Chris Brown a note saying “I’m fucking the love of your life; deal with it.”

Which is pretty badass, considering that until this point Drake was mostly the kind of pop star who was famous for wearing sweaters (really) and rapping about crying (double really.)

The aftermath of the battle between Drake and Chris “I throw bottles of champagne at women causing them to need 16 stitches” Brown closed down the entire club and sent many to the hospital. Here’s a shot of the two shortly before the brawl:

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