Next to maybe Ryan Gosling and My Little Pony, Nicolas Cage is probably the internet’s most memefied celebrity. There’s Nic Cage is Everyone, Cage Rampage, Nic Cage Has Great Hair and most recently, Nick Cage Cats, a one-trick Tumblr that catifies Cage, or cagifies cats, depending on how you look at it.

Now, for $12 you can pay Etsy’s JazzberryBlue to seamlessly add Nicolas Cage into any photo, though he seems to specialize in shirtless camera-phone pics.

You can also buy additional features:

Devilish Eyes…………………….0.99 cents
Battle Wound…………………….0.99 cents
Herpes………………………………0.99 cents
Flying Squirrel…………………..0.99 cents
Ominous Black Cat……………0.99 cents
Christian Slater………………….0.99 cents

For some reason (we can’t fathom why) JazzberryBlue sounds pretty disappointed in the whole thing:

i dont want to do this, nor will i gain any personal satisfaction… im not some twisted nic cage fan, i dont even watch movies and i cant explain why he haunts my dreams…. i am doing this because i need 12$

Whatever it takes, Jazzyberry. Nobody knows why they’re a Nic Cage meme entrepreneur.

Below Conan shares his Nic Cage Homeland Security Alert System:

(via PSFK)