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10 aggressive fruits

These fruits need to take a deep breath and count to 10. Then, once they’re calm, talk about their feelings.

1. Angry watermelon
samurai adp 10 aggressive fruits
(Crackajack)

2. Belligerent orange
crybaby 10 aggressive fruits
(Nikkor)

3. Grouchy kiwi
kiwi adp 10 aggressive fruits
(Holicrap)

4. Killer cacao fruit
cacao 10 aggressive fruits
(eG Forums)

5. Peevish fruit salad
 10 aggressive fruits
(Science of the Invisible)

3. Deranged tomato
tomato adp 10 aggressive fruits
(Amazing Notes)

7. Psycho dragon fruit
dragon adp 10 aggressive fruits
(eG Forums)

8. Passive-agressive pineapple
pineapple adp 10 aggressive fruits
(MemeBase)

9. Bipolar bananas
bananas 10 aggressive fruits

10. Scary trail mix
trailmix adp 10 aggressive fruits

And a bonus scary root vegetable and a scary gord:

Mutant carrot
carrot adp 10 aggressive fruits
(GreenWomanZine)

Vomiting pumpkin
vomiting pumpkin 10 aggressive fruits
(Amazing Notes)

  1. June 20, 2012 at 5:55 pm, Sandra Knauf said:

    That's some scary-ass produce! :) Thanks for featuring my carrot–read about the mutation via the link.

    Reply

  2. June 20, 2012 at 5:55 pm, Sandra Knauf said:

    That's some scary-ass produce! :) Thanks for featuring my carrot–read about the mutation via the link.

    Reply

    • June 20, 2012 at 6:15 pm, Sandra Knauf said:

      Correction – it was Pat Gulya's carrot. I had the sexy one.

      Reply

  3. June 20, 2012 at 3:34 pm, The Hanging of Lincoln's Assassination Conspirators, and Other Web Goodness said:

    [...] Ten pieces of fruit that would scare the s*** out of you if you were tripping: [Death + Taxes] [...]

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