These fruits need to take a deep breath and count to 10. Then, once they’re calm, talk about their feelings.
1. Angry watermelon

(Crackajack)
2. Belligerent orange

(Nikkor)
3. Grouchy kiwi

(Holicrap)
4. Killer cacao fruit

(eG Forums)
5. Peevish fruit salad

(Science of the Invisible)
3. Deranged tomato

(Amazing Notes)
7. Psycho dragon fruit

(eG Forums)
8. Passive-agressive pineapple

(MemeBase)
9. Bipolar bananas

10. Scary trail mix

And a bonus scary root vegetable and a scary gord:
Mutant carrot

(GreenWomanZine)
Vomiting pumpkin

(Amazing Notes)





June 20, 2012 at 5:55 pm, Sandra Knauf said:
That's some scary-ass produce!
Thanks for featuring my carrot–read about the mutation via the link.
June 20, 2012 at 5:55 pm, Sandra Knauf said:
That's some scary-ass produce!
Thanks for featuring my carrot–read about the mutation via the link.
June 20, 2012 at 6:15 pm, Sandra Knauf said:
Correction – it was Pat Gulya's carrot. I had the sexy one.
June 20, 2012 at 3:34 pm, The Hanging of Lincoln's Assassination Conspirators, and Other Web Goodness said:
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