
A new Florida law banning bestiality seems to have a very large loophole.
For years sex with animals has been legal in everyone’s favorite retirement state. Dogs, cats, alligators—you name it. That is until just last year, when Florida representatives thought it was high time to kick the bestiality habit. State legislators finally passed a law banning animal sex last October.
But, this being the state that brought us bath salts and face-eating zombies, it did not take long for animal lovers to find a loophole in the new law: it doesn’t prohibit oral sex.
Eric Antunes was to be one of the first Floridians ever convicted of the newly-minted crime of bestiality for performing sex acts with his girlfriend’s three-legged dog. However, his case was recently thrown-out in court due to this stipulation in the law—Antunes was only engaged in oral sex, not the full shebang.
Ironically enough, Antunes’ girlfriend, who was unaware of this going on, was the Medical Director of the Pinellas County Humane Society where Antunes would often come in and help her with the animals. Antunes is also being charged for child pornography, which thankfully is harder to get out of.
So Floridians, it is still legal to get it on with mans’ best friend—as long as you only go to third base.





June 21, 2012 at 11:11 pm, Carl Webb said:
this is fucking disgusting.
June 21, 2012 at 11:11 pm, Mark Haney said:
hahah wtffffuuuuuuu
June 21, 2012 at 11:13 pm, Robert F. Photos said:
yeah I posted that a few days ago– lovely. The reason this crap happens- when they enacted many laws this sort of behavior may have been unthinkable so the lawmakers didn't think of needing such laws, which is also why children abuse laws are fairly recent in history. No one would think of abusing children or animal. Now it's just another new law that they desperately need.
June 21, 2012 at 11:13 pm, Erica Lillian said:
oh my god.
June 21, 2012 at 11:17 pm, Gabe Echazabal said:
no kidding. what the hell is happening to people?!
June 21, 2012 at 11:22 pm, Gabe Echazabal said:
let's tell women what they can do with their bodies..let's not let people of the same sex get married…let's tell people what they CAN and CAN NOT smoke, drink or eat…but sexually abusing your dog? yeah, go right ahead…..messed up…
June 21, 2012 at 11:26 pm, Robert F. Photos said:
as Mr Spock would say "This world is illogical"
June 22, 2012 at 12:46 am, Jennah Taylor said:
No fucking mas
June 22, 2012 at 1:33 am, Gary Dizon said:
That makes no sense…
June 22, 2012 at 12:21 pm, Charlotte Astor said:
Unbelievable.
June 21, 2012 at 11:22 pm, Rob Kane said:
Florida you can't spell bestiality without "best".
June 22, 2012 at 12:35 am, Marcia Alonso said:
Only one more reason Florida can fall off the face of the Earth. For good.
June 22, 2012 at 12:38 am, Jason Vorhees said:
wow
June 22, 2012 at 2:42 am, Tavish LLoyd Danner said:
dubya tee eff?
June 22, 2012 at 2:42 am, Tavish LLoyd Danner said:
dubya tee eff?
June 22, 2012 at 2:45 am, Afrika Walton Johns said:
Just NASTY! YUCK!
June 22, 2012 at 2:45 am, Afrika Walton Johns said:
Just NASTY! YUCK!
June 22, 2012 at 2:54 am, George A Holiday said:
Welcome to Florida, where we REALLY love our pets….
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August 04, 2012 at 7:24 pm, Molly Coddle said:
I think I need to move. *facepalm*
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