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Man claims leprechauns beat him up

Seattle is famous for grunge, coffee, and superheroes and now – leprechaun gangs roaming the streets. Seattle’s KOMO has the full report:

A “bunch of leprechauns” beat up a man in Belltown on Saturday, the bruised and bloodied victim told police.
Police say they received reports about the fight around 1:55 a.m. on Bell Street near the Alaskan Way Viaduct, but when they arrived they saw numerous people running from the scene.

Police then saw a man on the ground, who was covered in blood and holding his head and screaming in pain.

When police asked the man who was involved in the fight he said, “It was a bunch of leprechauns,” that were mad because he was dancing with a girl, according to police.

He told police one of the assailants was wearing a white tank top, but could not provide any more details about the leprechauns.

A witness at the scene told police a group of men beat him up.

The man was taken to Harborview Medical Center with multiple head injuries and cuts and bruises on his face, back, knuckles and elbows.

Police were unable to find the leprechauns or anyone else involved.

Be safe in Seattle, readers. Remember to carry a box of Lucky Charms at all times to placate these rouge (yet adorable) fellows.

  1. June 23, 2012 at 4:59 am, Joseph Hilger said:

    Belltown is full of some very unique people. Not the lest of which can kick the shit out of anyone seen disrespecting one of theirs.

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