Republican Congressman (and judging by his haircut, possible Superman villain) Allen West said, and allow me to paraphrase here, that since Obama mandated healthcare, every American should also be mandated to buy a 9mm pistol.

Usually I’d write some snarky commentary here but honestly, what is the fucking point in writing some endless feedback loop of douchebaggery with this douchebag Allen West? What is the point? It’s just feeding into the same cycle over and over and we won’t learn anything; so, instead, here’s a video of some bulldogs playing with a tetherball.

Didn’t that make you a lot happier to simply just ignore the crazy person talking about giving every man, woman, and child a handgun? It’s really just way easier to not care. You know why? Because he’ll probably die angry and that… that is OK. Allen West is a crazy idiot. We’ve dealt with crazy idiots for centuries and we can do so again now.

Here’s a bulldog on a skateboard.