In what could be best described as possibly the hokiest terrorist attempt ever, a guy aboard a Megabus in England tried to blow it up. You know it’s a weak attempt at a jihad when you attempt to blow up one of the shittiest modes of transportation available. What’s next? Someone’s going to try to bomb a railroad handcar?

The incident occurred on the M6 toll road a couple of hours outside of London. Reports state:

It is believed that a passenger on the Megabus coach was seen pouring liquid into a box which created fumes, which resulted in police being alerted at around 8.20am. The police were not able to confirm the reports.

So, basically dude was making ramen noodles, then? SMH. Give me a break, terrorists.