
– Big surprise. Someone in England dressed up like a giant dick. By that, I mean that it was the mayor and they dressed up like a penis.
– Brad Pitt’s mom is votin’ Romney!
– Obama fan was so excited to meet Obama she could die. And then she died.
– No more of those famous NBC studio tours… in California, anyway.
– Kim Kardashian is a fucking sociopath. Sorry. “Reality star.”





July 07, 2012 at 4:19 am, Matt Blalock said:
I think you meant "they're off the chain" not they'll.