These guys totally hate that Goyte song. Seriously. They hate it.

Mitt Romney might be a felon. So he’s got that going for him…

Comedians have Daniel Tosh’s back when it comes to rape jokes.

Some real-life spy novel action: Reddit code-breakers solved a WWII-style encrypted message dropped by a suspicious man on the NYC Subway. It indicates something is to go down in the city next week. Could be a douchey marketing thing.

A look at the new federal war on marijuana dispensaries.

After turning down an offer of $30 million a couple short years ago, Digg has just sold for $500,000.

If obituaries were conditional.

Obama juuuuuust realized what he’s been doing wrong this whole time.

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