Sarah Silverman makes a (quasi) indecent proposal to Sheldon Adelson, the Sands CEO who has pledged at least $100 million to Mitt Romney.

Here’s the Jay Z/Lana Del Rey mashup you’ve been waiting for, “National Empire.”

George Zimmerman is now being accused of molestation by a relative.

Behold: The Wu-Tang marketing plan.

Texts from Sweet Valley High.

Shark Week 2012 is coming. Get psyched.

A new theory: Is James Franco the new Johnny Depp?

The TSA thought this guy was trying to smuggle a sizable gun in his pants, but nope, that was just his dick.

Google’s longtime exec Marissa Mayer is Yahoo’s new CEO.

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