I don’t like the term “pussy” when it’s used to mean “weak” or “cowardly,” partly for what it’s saying about vaginas, and partly for what it’s saying about cats, which are tough and scrappy, and natural-born boxers. Next time you think about using that word, consider these little fighting machines:
1. First of all, pussies train hard…
2. …shadow boxing in front of the TV…
3. …shaddow boxing a paper towel rolls…
4. …shaddow boxing shaddows.
5. They’re also capable of moves even pro human boxers won’t try. Like the double punch…
6. …floor punching…
7. …the punch-behind…
8. …and ninja.
9. And when pussies box, they fight dirty.
10. Kneeing in the face is fair game…
11. …so is face-biting (Mike Tyson, take note)…
12. …and sneak attacks.
13. And they will fight anywhere: on your favorite purse-pattern comforter…
14. …on the window sil…
15. …in an Amazon box.
16. Sometimes pussies even punch pomeranians! Maybe dogs are the real pussies…
17. …(no offense to boxing dogs.)
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