Anthony Parri from Rochester, NY (that’s “north” of New York City for all you out-of-staters) is blaming President Obama for his predilection towards feet, specifically children’s feet, after he was caught rubbing little girls’ feet on his lips, nose, and mouth in a Rochester library earlier this month.

So that happened.

Now that I’ve successfully made myself vomit, I’m not going to make myself laugh. He was, of course, arrested, after security camera footage caught him leaving the scene of the crime. Duh. He then – on the steps of the courthouse, like Elliott Ness or some shit – ranted and raved at the TV cameras, saying: “Listen, I’m being set up by the president, Barack Obama, and the city and federal government.”

Now, I’m all for people getting their kicks of as long as they don’t hurt anyone, and this guy clearly did. But I wonder: how many layers of fetishism do you have to go through to get to children’s-feet-pedophilia? That switch in his head to get him to be turned on by that kind of vile shit must have taken some SERIOUSLY fucked up incident – did he walk in on his whole family performing a real life version of The Aristocrats?

Regardless, Obama has yet to respond.

[New York Mag]