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Judge OKs your right to naked airport protests

Circuit Judge David Rees has declared John E. Brennan not guilty of public indecency for stripping buck naked to protest the TSA’s invasive searches at Portland International Airport in April.

“It is the speech itself that the state is seeking to punish, and that it cannot do,” Rees said of the lawsuit against Brennan.

Brennan insists his protest was spontaneous, not calculated. When a machine detected “nitrates” on him, he says “I was not interested in being hassled so I took off my clothes to show them I was not carrying any explosives.” He added I know the irony of taking off my clothes to protect my privacy. They’re getting close to seeing us naked, so I thought I’d up the ante.”

In what’s becoming increasingly a police state with almost every U.S. citizen apparently now being surveilled by the NSA and forms of protest being tolerated less and less since Occupy Wall Street, it’s great to see a judge actually side with the little guy for once (metaphorically speaking, of course—we’ve only seen pics of Brennan’s backside.)

You are now free to move about the airport—naked.

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  1. July 19, 2012 at 10:34 am, Sweet Vindication of the Day - The Daily What said:

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  2. July 19, 2012 at 3:08 pm, Alan Martinez said:

    Hmm.. Nitrates? I suggest this gentleman stop eating so many hotdogs. That should lower his level of nitrates. I thank him for representing The Peoples Republic of Oregon and can understand his frustration.

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    • July 19, 2012 at 4:11 pm, Joe Galván said:

      Fat-shaming aside, I think what he did really brings up a valid point: when is enough enough? When are we going to let our paranoia of not being #1 stop running our lives?

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    • July 19, 2012 at 5:22 pm, Alan Martinez said:

      You Joe have a valid point also. Paranoia can lead to extreme measures. I am not sure what you meant by being#1. I will not comment on that. I am an American and very proud of that. I believe because of my "Geographic Fortune" I have a responsibility to be an ambassador of our Nations true values. I need to remember this at all times and apply this to my life and lead by example.
      Paranoia is not always unfounded. The reality is we live in a world with threats of bombing. Just yesterday Israel was a victim again.
      If the Government wants to take measures to preserve human life of terrorism who am I to judge. Who am I to say that my personal freedoms are more important than the saftey of other humans?
      I also believe that if a protest is a form of speech then it is good.

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  3. July 19, 2012 at 11:18 pm, Sweet Vindication of the Day | SillyPortal said:

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  4. July 20, 2012 at 3:47 am, Tracy Fitzgerald said:

    Now that's patriotic!

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  5. July 20, 2012 at 8:43 pm, Merrinell Dreamweaver said:

    More for the next Portlandia episode!

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  6. July 21, 2012 at 6:50 am, Tina Ryan said:

    TSA intimidate us – it's about time someone intimidated them. Good on ya Brennan.

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  7. July 28, 2012 at 12:49 am, ولد حرب said:

    how dare he… I've nothing to say.. he is half right and half wrong that all.

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  8. July 28, 2012 at 1:54 am, Eric Governor said:

    You gotta love this story! You are now free to move about the airport—naked.

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  9. August 03, 2012 at 9:17 pm, Xochilt Michelle Bermudez said:

    I doubt that will fly with a naked young woman.

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