– Is Matchbook.nu – bikinis and book covers – the best single-serving blog of all time?

– Obama’s mom is descended from first African slave in America. This should make Birthers go bonkers.

– An honest review of Chris Brown’s album.

– God still hates Nevada; state highest in unemployment in the nation.

– Classy lady kills woman on bike while driving drunk at 7:45am, then goes on Facebook and tells everyone to “suck a dick.” Wow.

– Grown-ass man shot over sippy cup because why not.

– Zombies on TV? Thanks Daily What!

– There’s video of Michael Dyer getting pulled over with all sorts of illegal goods in his car.

– Guy gets charged with “unlawful alligator feeding” after gator eats man’s hand. Really.

- Someone got stabbed at a Tenacious D concert.