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Trey Anastasio from Phish has arranged for The National to appear on his solo record.
McKayla Maroney went on Letterman and did the face.
Paul Ryan’s hometown is going through hard times.
Dan Savage on how college kids have sex.
Reddit set a Guinneess World Record for biggest Secret Santa.
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Insane Clown Posse is suing the FBI.
Abby Elliot is out at SNL.
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