Donald Trump to surprise RNC by firing the president; RNC to surprise Trump by not giving a shit
Our favorite billionaire-gone-bankrupt Donald Trump is in the news again today getting us riled up for the big weekend. And no, this is not your exciting trip to Vegas, but the Republican National Convention. Rumors have it that Trump is going to fire an Obama impersonator just like he does on his star studded reality show. “Mr President, yuh fuhyed.”
Trump recently posted a picture with “Fauxbama” Kevin Michel and urging his facebook friends to make sure they watch the Republican National Convention this weekend. As if we were not super excited already!
As much as the Republican National Committee would like to distance themselves from Trump, they just can’t seem to shut him up. From being a huge Anthony Weiner fan, to still trying to make us believe Obama is not an American, Trump is now more than ever just a bankrupt talking head. The RNC sees this and is trying badly to distance themselves from the man, the myth, the legend that is The Donald. Of course Trump denies this, last week saying, “I was asked to speak at the RNC but said no.” Take that for what it is—this new publicity stunt could be his best.
This is all of course speculation, but it could not hurt to open up some Buds and order some pizza for this weekend and sit down to watch the Republican National Convention unfold in all its excitement!
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