The late great Steve Jobs‘ house was under renovation when an Alameda man stole over $60,000 worth of stuff, including an iPad that ended up in the hands of a children’s entertainer: Kenny the Clown. Yes you read that right, an actual clown was found using his iPad to help in his routine.
The AP reports that he downloaded Dave Brubeck’s “Take five” and Michael Jackson’s “Smooth Criminal” for parts of his routine. Must have been some excellent entertainment for the children!
Also what should be noted is that Kenny the Clown has unsuccessfully run for Mayor of Alameda and San Francisco. That would be a humorous twist in San Fransisco politics—having a clown as your mayor but still not being able to get a toy in a kids’ meal. Wakka wakka, indeed.
Anyways, all is well for Kenny the Clown because he was not the one who stole the iPad—his buddy Kariem McFarlin did. McFarlin owed Kenny money and according to reports this was his way of repaying him. So don’t fret, my friends, Kenny the Clown is still available to scare the living shit out of your friends.