Hey kid, don’t drive through a nice neighborhood shooting a stolen gun and then post a video of it to YouTube
Ronnie Wynn is a 23 year-old cool-guy from Vancouver, Washington who stole a gun and drove around a suburban neighborhood shooting it, all the while filming the incident because he is incredibly intelligent. He then uploaded that footage to YouTube and Facebook because he is a genius of the highest order.
The budding MENSA member was unfortunately arrested after crashing a stolen car. They then found that the titan of intellect had this video on the internet. Because he is a mastermind.
Clark County Sheriff’s Office Sgt. Duncan Hoss told The Oregonian “I really wish more people committing crimes would videotape themselves in the act. It would make my job easier.”
For the record, the songs you can hear in the video are by Geto Boys and Rick Ross. Just sayin’.
August 20, 2012 at 5:26 pm, Alex Martin said:
America doesn't have a gun problem — no way!
August 20, 2012 at 6:12 pm, Donny Crafts said:
That isnt a gun problem its an idiot problem.
August 20, 2012 at 6:38 pm, Scott Barrett said:
i'm on your side here with the whole sarcasm thing (but this was in Canada)
August 20, 2012 at 6:39 pm, Lola Storm said:
Vancouver, WA is not in Canada.
August 20, 2012 at 6:40 pm, Scott Barrett said:
whoops!
August 20, 2012 at 11:04 pm, Dustin Price said:
Guns don"t kill people, people kill people.
August 21, 2012 at 12:58 am, Jeremy Arthur Vandelay said:
right, gun laws would have totally prevented this. If only stealing guns and indiscriminately discharging them out the window of a moving vehicle were illegal, this would have never happened!
August 21, 2012 at 4:13 am, Thomas Stefanski said:
wow u americans are so dumb
August 21, 2012 at 5:47 am, Laura Chandler said:
I think you meant, "Wow, you Americans are so dumb." It's not limited to this country, chap.
August 21, 2012 at 3:47 pm, Thomas Stefanski said:
ur very smart lady u should go to college lmao this is the internet not an essay u over confident dumb cunt
August 22, 2012 at 5:28 am, John Veillette said:
That gun looks like it was bought from a back alley dealer. NO shitty gun laws would have stopped him.
August 22, 2012 at 6:56 am, Thomas Stefanski said:
ur right john i live in toronto but even with the gun law people steal them from people who have the proper licenses, they also have many conditions one of which is that u cant have a criminal past…this might work but then the blackmarket for the guns would sky rocket.
August 22, 2012 at 6:57 am, Thomas Stefanski said:
it might work for the u.s*
August 22, 2012 at 1:31 pm, Dustin Price said:
She's not overconfident, we learn to spell and punctuate at an early age here.
August 22, 2012 at 4:22 pm, Thomas Stefanski said:
ok im sorry dustin that is true i should be punctuating my sentences. canada doesnt teach there kids to type till whenever they feel like it and learn it on their own, I think its better that way since i'm not a robot.
August 22, 2012 at 4:35 pm, Laura Chandler said:
What's even funnier is that it clearly shows that I do attend college. OHSU. This troll is entertaining as hell though.
August 22, 2012 at 4:41 pm, Thomas Stefanski said:
lmao u are fat then cause i caused u to be offended so u call me a troll
August 28, 2012 at 6:22 am, Jonathan Fentross said:
Yea cause guns definitely made him do this.
August 28, 2012 at 6:26 am, Dustin Price said:
Learn to spell, then come back and take a jab at someone from the greatest country on earth, dipshit. Simpleminded human.
August 28, 2012 at 2:43 pm, Thomas Stefanski said:
Land of dreams ….pffft more like Land of the RETARDS" lets dream about something but lets just sit on our fat asses and eat mccdonalds for 3 meals of the day"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Im not simple minded that was fucking complex. come to Canada and smoke some weed and free ur mind dustin u studied at morehead LOL u probably grumpy cause u didnt get morehead
August 28, 2012 at 5:38 pm, Dustin Price said:
I'm not grumpy, I cruise around looking for bitches like like you in a van with a puppy and some candy…and dick lol
August 28, 2012 at 5:49 pm, Laura Chandler said:
Dustin: please go smoke some weed and free your mind . Smoke it until you are free to troll the interwbs, abandoning all grammar and spelling. Then come back, because, your mind man, is clearly not free enough to deal with the Complex thinking of Thomas.
August 28, 2012 at 6:01 pm, Dustin Price said:
Laura Chandler, I know, right? Must suck not to know if you are french or british, and the country you're from isn't known for anything other than riding our nuts. I've never been to Canada, but I hear they do great things there! LMFAO
August 28, 2012 at 6:15 pm, Thomas Stefanski said:
actually the british defeated france but they let them keep their piece of land called Quebec. Read up on some history and also the united states fought against the british so they wouldnt have to pay taxes thats the only reason they fought. They started at washington (the brits burned ur white house down thats why its called white because they painted it so it wouldnt look burnt haha lazy bastards from the beginning) and ended up stopped at Niagara Falls.
August 28, 2012 at 6:24 pm, Laura Chandler said:
OH MY GOD. That is not why the White House is called the White House, professor. Also, taxation without representation was the issues, not taxes themselves. Also it was not the sole issue.
August 28, 2012 at 6:32 pm, Thomas Stefanski said:
u guys cant admit that ur fat lazy and stupid from the beginnning of time… Canada is and will always be better off. It's slowly turning into the U.S thats why im moving to Europe when I get the chance. And just a fun fact : Ur first president said this :“Make the most of the Indian hemp seed, and sow it everywhere!”
August 28, 2012 at 7:49 pm, Laura Chandler said:
Yeah. That's the problem. I'm sure Canada will be heartbroken to lose you and some country in Europe will be simply thrilled.
August 28, 2012 at 7:56 pm, Dustin Price said:
As long as I can recollect Canada sadly isn't known for anything. Nothing truly great has ever came from it. I can stand corrected, but as of now, we are the ONLY world superpower. Almost everything you own was designed by an American. May not be made here, but guaranteed invented here. That cellphone you use, that tv you watch, those aren't Canadian inventions, pal. So, who looks lazy and/or stupid now?
August 28, 2012 at 10:23 pm, Thomas Stefanski said:
u still do: "came from it" …. "lazy and/or stupid"…and this Laura has no brain at all. She is fuckin empty inside. I hope your country turns to a civil war and u all kill eachother. If the tv and cellphone wasnt ivented the world would be a much happier place. No arguing with that u empty pieces of fat go grab some fast food and stuff your anger away.
August 29, 2012 at 12:16 am, Dustin Price said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkUtplR1YnM I think this sums it up.
August 29, 2012 at 12:33 am, Laura Chandler said:
Yes. Like most morons, I'm in medicine studies and have better than a 3.0 GPA. How's that GED doing? Do you enjoy the lunch monies from Mom? Blacklight Posters 101 going well? Do aren't even good at trolling which is as easy as sitting on the couch and sounding retarded: special gifts of yours, young one. Go back to the Reddit thread. You're out matched here.
August 29, 2012 at 12:41 am, Dustin Price said:
Structural engineering here. Not easy for people as fat and lazy as us, huh? Ah, well. If I ever go to Canada (god knows why), at least I know who will flip my burgers and sell me weed.
August 29, 2012 at 3:44 am, Thomas Stefanski said:
I love that episode LOL
August 29, 2012 at 3:45 am, Thomas Stefanski said:
Laura Chandler And i still dont know wtf ur talking about so stfu already please
August 29, 2012 at 12:35 pm, Laura Chandler said:
I'm utterly shocked that you don't know what I'm talking about. Blown away.
August 20, 2012 at 6:54 pm, Laura Chandler said:
Oh, Vancouver. This is why Portland makes fun of you. Well. One of the reasons.
August 21, 2012 at 5:43 am, Brian Cronrath said:
As if Portland was much better
August 21, 2012 at 8:20 am, Kent Lundblad said:
as some one who lives on MLK in Portland I can tell you that our ghetto still has it's issues… but also our ghetto is starting to be super hipster gentrified.
August 21, 2012 at 2:55 pm, Brian Shultz said:
I think I would take trust fund-enabled pretension over the implication of crime most days a week. That's just me, though.
August 21, 2012 at 3:58 pm, Thomas Stefanski said:
Canada makes fun of u dumb americans all the fucking time…btw laura is a fat cunt
August 22, 2012 at 4:21 pm, Laura Chandler said:
Ooooooh someone got on Mommy's laptop! How's art school genius? Drawing penises and changing the world?
August 22, 2012 at 4:28 pm, Thomas Stefanski said:
thats not my real school i dont put real info on my facebook u cunt notice the fuck the police profile pic
August 22, 2012 at 4:30 pm, Thomas Stefanski said:
Laura Chandler and its not like the u.s up here i have to work for my money not like u americans…ur probably overweight GO OUTSIDE! …cunt
August 22, 2012 at 4:33 pm, Laura Chandler said:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you are the very best troll ever! So unique! What an inspiration to us all! Americans everywhere!!! Why are we not more like this refined, educated and I'm certain super fit and handsome bloke here?
August 22, 2012 at 4:37 pm, Thomas Stefanski said:
Laura Chandler u got it 100% u fat cunt…why are u still inside go for a jog or do some weight lifting in a month you'll see some results
August 22, 2012 at 4:39 pm, Laura Chandler said:
Yes. You can see from my picture the weight problem I have. I am actually having surgery on my girl parts do to their obesity problem. You are a spectacular genius. You are really representing Canada here. Stellar.
August 22, 2012 at 5:22 pm, Thomas Stefanski said:
i'm the star performer
August 28, 2012 at 6:22 am, Jonathan Fentross said:
LOL @ Canada ghettos.
August 28, 2012 at 2:23 pm, Thomas Stefanski said:
yo r u retarded this was not in Vancouver, British Columbia! ur one of those dumb americans again this is in Washington u fuck. Look it up on google so u have a better understanding of where it is -_- There are little to non of these kind of idiots running around in Canada and I am proud to say that.
August 28, 2012 at 2:35 pm, Thomas Stefanski said:
@ Jonathan Fentross Washington is a state in the united states of america if u didnt know
August 20, 2012 at 7:49 pm, Christoph Stephen said:
This boy needs Jesus. And a record deal.
August 20, 2012 at 9:08 pm, Kyle Clanton said:
your article could have just done without the racist blurb at the end.
August 20, 2012 at 11:16 pm, Matt Dunn said:
What racist blurb!? Come the fuck on man!
August 21, 2012 at 12:56 am, Jeremy Arthur Vandelay said:
fuck off. Racist blurb? Mentioning the music he's listening to, because it is performed by black people, is racist?
Really, please- fuck off. You are the kind of black person I can't stand (there- now someone has said something racist, and don't expect me to take it back)
August 21, 2012 at 1:37 pm, Kyle Clanton said:
@ Matt Dunn..the songs you hear on the video are Rick Ross and the Geto Boys…just saying…." the continued portrayal of rap music as something that causes violence when In actuality that situation is exactly reversed. The music is framed from living a certain, very specific life experience. The Ghetto or the hood or whatever you want to call it…it is about poverty and how certain groups of people have been relegated to less opportunity and less choice than others because of the color of your skin I just say if you want to make those types of statements you have to be careful and think about the people you are characterizing. It is great that it is a new day and the internet is Free, but if those who seek said Freedom don't write and act with responsibility then what are we left with? the statement was a very clear shot across the bow and reflects a certain lack of integrity to treatment of this topic. Furthermore I am not insinuating that the writer is Racist because I don't know him and it doesn't even really matter how he feels personally…but how he acts professionally that makes all of the difference. Its like there is a white guy in a car driving around shooting…which has been happening a lot lately by the way…and it has to all be somehow connected to the rap music playing in his car…because this white guy would never ever do these things on his own volition or because of specific problems in his own life. it is just snarky and you can be snarky and smart at the same time..but that wasn't what this was..
August 21, 2012 at 1:38 pm, Kyle Clanton said:
and the fact that you are so angry and need to tell me to fuck off before even considering a perspective different than your own is evidence of who is being sensible.
August 21, 2012 at 1:42 pm, Anthony Ablack said:
Shut up, bitch.
August 21, 2012 at 1:50 pm, Matt Dunn said:
I think it is just as easy to assume the writer added that in, for anyone interested in the songs as those insinuating it was some kind of invisible jab at the hip hop industry. I like how you mention, white guy driving around shooting, happening a lot lately. As if it's something new, or regulated to one race or gender. It's like me saying, there has been a lot of black folks eating each other lately…Effin bath salt. Like Geoffery Domer wasn't doing it 20 years ago or so…. Basically, I think you are assuming the worst for whatever reason. While I agreed with your very first post, I think saying it was a racist blurb was incorrect. Also, as far as hip hop goes, lets be real, it very rarely has a possitive message.
August 21, 2012 at 1:53 pm, Matt Dunn said:
Kyle Clanton, fuck off? Incorrect, go read that again. Maybe that was the issue in the first place, maybe you misread.
August 21, 2012 at 3:10 pm, Jeremy Arthur Vandelay said:
dude fuck you! Seriously! You are one of those fucking black people that insist every god damn thing ever written is racist!
I can not STAND people like you. You exploit your race in an effort to push your personal dialogue and politics, and I can't fucking stand it.
If this kid had been black, listening to Eminem, and the author would have mentioned it, would you have sat there and said it was racist?? Of course not, because you don't actually think it's racist at all- you're a sensationalist that lives to exaggerate race relations for personal gain.
I am so god damn sick and tired of people like you.
What about the coverage on Trayvon Zimmerman where even PBS went out of it's way to call George Zimmerman a "white male" ?? Did you cry racism then that every news source made certain to insert Zimmerman's race as a "white-hispanic" even though it was utterly irrelevant to the story??
Of course you didn't, because the only narrative you're interested in pushing is that white people are racist, black people are victims, now and forever, in every incident ever reported that ever involves a black person, even when it's just a black person's recorded music being played in a video where someone is doing something violent.
Fuck you.
August 21, 2012 at 3:19 pm, Ned Hepburn said:
dude, I'm a music reviewer. i thought it was cool he was listening to a pretty decent Geto Boys song. how that qualifies as racist, i have no idea.
August 21, 2012 at 3:28 pm, Jeremy Arthur Vandelay said:
Kyle Clanton your mind is fucking warped, dude. You have been brainwashed from birth to believe any time anyone ever mentions a black person for any reason, it's an effort to make a racist comment.
I wish I could draw a ridiculous cartoon of you in an exchange like this:
"Yeah, Ochocinco got arrested on domestic battery charges the other week-"
"THAT'S RACIST! You're just trying to portray black men as these angry wife beaters! White people do it all the time! But making general statements about white people is completely acceptable and not racist at all, which is why I'm saying it!"
August 21, 2012 at 3:29 pm, Matt Dunn said:
I knew it! I knew you were mentioning it for the sake of the curious. Right out of the horses mouth.
August 21, 2012 at 3:54 pm, Thomas Stefanski said:
show me one motherfucker that looks like that and isnt influenced by black rap music? Bare "gangster" wannabe's portray this look but this guy is in a deep fantasy that he got from black rap music about shooting guns, killing people, slinging drugs…what do you thing kyle, isnt this correct? i believe almost all the murders in america are being commited by these "wannabe's"
August 21, 2012 at 4:03 pm, Ned Hepburn said:
I'm sure there are literally a hundred other more direct influences on this kids life than "music," man. Nobody in the 80's was ever arrested for Wang Chung-ing.
August 21, 2012 at 6:18 pm, Jason Chang said:
Ned Hepburn Im black and Asian but couldn't find the racism. Does that make me a self hater..hahaha
August 21, 2012 at 6:20 pm, Jason Chang said:
Kyle Clanton : I think you have lived in Baltimore too long.. Not everything is black and white. Last I checked Rap is not owned by a race. Ghetto culture is shit culture.
August 21, 2012 at 7:49 pm, Thomas Stefanski said:
see this is what i mean about dumb ameicans you guys are brainwashed and ur kids are being brainwashed by the media and this is the result when they think its ok to point a gun at a random house and shoot at it….its like the kid had his senses taken out of his brain
August 21, 2012 at 10:41 pm, Ross Kippur said:
Less opportunity? Well if maybe 99% of the people living in the ghetto weren't lazy good for nothing fucks maybe people would have a different stance on them.
August 22, 2012 at 3:56 am, Chris Kukahiko said:
you sir are a fucking moron. Please take your, everyone is against you attitude and stfu. Ever occur to you that they said that to avoid any copyright infringements? Just like youtube, you have to say what song you have in your video's. Grow up.
August 22, 2012 at 12:36 pm, Christian Heltoft said:
Carly Rae Jepsen = music for funlowing, lawn mowing folks.
Teflon Don = music for gunslinging.
Just sayin'.
August 22, 2012 at 1:39 pm, Dustin Price said:
…and Cananda is so great because… I'm still waiting for it…
August 22, 2012 at 4:26 pm, Thomas Stefanski said:
Dustin Price come over here and see…i dont have to walk outside and be afraid of being shot or robbed by a gun slinging "nigga" notice how we canadians know the difference between nigga and nigger.
there is black people here but also alot of niggers (gangster wannabe's)
August 22, 2012 at 4:34 pm, Thomas Stefanski said:
o and i forgot i wont have to rot in jail if i get caught with 8 gramsof primo kush u dumb fuck haha
August 22, 2012 at 4:35 pm, Thomas Stefanski said:
my buddy has a green card and he can carry 28 grams(oz) or smoke in public and hes only 20
August 28, 2012 at 6:33 am, Dustin Price said:
I don't have to worry about it, either. I've lived in some rough-ass cities, too. BTW marijuana is only a citation where i'm from. Where do you get your info at? your buddy must be cooler than you, I can see you swinging from his nuts all the way from Florida.
August 28, 2012 at 2:52 pm, Thomas Stefanski said:
Im fucking 18 u fuck and u can hardly get a green card till ur 50 cause u need real problems. he has a bone disease and hes not my friend i just know him cause of someone i know u asshat i get mine illegally just like almost all the 18 year olds in Canada.
August 29, 2012 at 3:48 am, Thomas Stefanski said:
yo dustin watch this youll cry of laughter http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJa2kwoZ2a4&feature=player_embedded
August 29, 2012 at 4:02 am, Dustin Price said:
"i am very anger." LMFAO watch this http://youtu.be/qqXi8WmQ_WM
August 29, 2012 at 4:24 am, Thomas Stefanski said:
too jokes i love the i kill people one
September 05, 2012 at 6:15 am, Jason Cookie said:
@ Kyle Clanton – You are misguided my friend. The comment Matt Dunn made about the songs has absolutely no implications of race. Yes, those songs are listened to by many people.. Black, White and Mexican just to name a few. But it is not talking about any one of them individually. What I believe Mr. Dunn is referencing to is the 'bad rap' that this particular music genre has gotten. The University of California, Berkeley has an article posted that talks about this. (http://greatergood.berkeley.edu/article/item/why_rap_gets_a_bad_rap) It is the music, not the race of the person who makes the songs or listens to them. So technically.. without Mr. Dunn explicitly referencing a specific race in his comment, it is you who are being racist. So please calm down my friend. Not everything has to be about the color of someones skin.
August 20, 2012 at 9:11 pm, Kyle Clanton said:
this boy does not need Jesus he needs a mental health specialist..as evidenced by driving around shooting a gun and uploading a video to fb and youtube. However it seems like what he was trying to do actually worked because he is getting the negative attention he craved. and the sheriff who said that this type of stuff makes his job easier is a fool…how lucky was he that nobody was killed. Perhaps if we treated these incidents with a little more sensitivity they would happen less often.
August 21, 2012 at 12:35 pm, Dave Boyle said:
A rare example of common sense, and on the internet of all places!
August 21, 2012 at 1:13 pm, Lance Peck said:
Man…there are just so many things I want to say about this video but there's just not enough space or time. But I would love for someone to film this trash piece of shit while he is locked up in county and see how he acts…them tear drops alone are gonna cost him at least 3 ass whippings!!! lmfao
August 22, 2012 at 6:36 pm, Luke Szczygielski said:
Kyle, how is the sheriff a fool? These types of crimes will be committed whether the perps film themselves or not…by filming themselves, they just make it easier for us to catch them. Everything else you said is spot on.
August 20, 2012 at 10:43 pm, Dorothy Garrett said:
Some people are so smart they are dumb! What is MENSA coming to?
August 21, 2012 at 5:54 pm, Aaron Howe said:
MENSA? lol… I highly doubt this guy was in MENSA.
August 21, 2012 at 6:22 pm, Jason Chang said:
High IQ society…?…lol
August 21, 2012 at 10:41 pm, Ross Kippur said:
Sarcasm..I don't think you get it.
August 22, 2012 at 4:52 pm, Dorothy Garrett said:
Total sarcasm both by me and by the article's writer.
August 28, 2012 at 6:35 am, Dustin Price said:
Yeah, i'm glad to see I wasn't the only one to catch that.
August 28, 2012 at 2:58 pm, Aaron Howe said:
I caught it by the original writer, you? Not so much… sorry.
August 21, 2012 at 5:00 am, Andrew Hart said:
Having a spider tattoo on your eye just screams douche. I was waiting for him to shoot himself in the dick the whole time.
August 21, 2012 at 5:14 am, Ian Hecox said:
LMAO. I wish all criminals were stupid enough to post their crimes online. Silly meth heads.
August 21, 2012 at 11:04 am, Michael DeDonato said:
This is from watching to many music videos… what a fucking idiot.
August 22, 2012 at 2:34 am, Shawna Fuller said:
Vancouver in the national news. Awesome…
August 22, 2012 at 4:20 am, Linda Hermeston said:
Why do all the white trash from Vancouver have to make the news. Sometimes it is really embarrassing to live in the cuve.
August 24, 2012 at 3:46 am, Mo Arthur said:
the loser was going to buy drugs and didn't want his little wigger gf to spook em so he throws her out. Classy… Wow he deserves to go to a supermax for a while and she needs a good beating.
August 25, 2012 at 8:04 pm, Trina Livelaughlove Perry said:
true defination of a wannabe , fukin tard lmao.
August 26, 2012 at 6:06 pm, Ben Madderom said:
The little blonde is just as fuckin stupid….. Now Mommy knows what they were doing with her car.
August 27, 2012 at 1:22 pm, James Barnett said:
I love how the girlfriend is so unenthusiastic and sarcastic… a mess.