We don’t work much Thanksgiving week, so we missed this video when it went up in November 2011 of the single craziest melee (it can only be called a melee, really) ever to go down on camera on a televised talent show. If you’re like us and you also missed it, you must watch it now. It’s not optional.

It’s long as far as these things go—over 5 minutes. But you must watch at least to the 4:30 so you don’t miss the guy getting simultaneously run over by both a car and a motorcycle.