Hobbits “wear no shoes, because their feet grow leathery soles and thick warm brown hair, like the stuff on their heads (which is curly),” wrote Tolkien.

Hobbit feet sound like what I imagine Abe Lincoln’s feet were like, except even hairier. Which is cool! Hobbits don’t have to buy shoes or worry about getting pedicures—they have naturally yucky feet and they don’t think twice about it.

So here are some Hobbit feet of your own, a pair of Plush Halfing Slippers for wearing on adventures through the woods, or just around your house, eating second breakfasts, waiting for Gandalf to come knocking. Buy them at ThinkGeek.

(via io9)