It might not be your birthday, but that should give you no reason not to bob your head along to Kanye and Mr Chainz’s (I’m presuming his last name is Chainz) “Birthday Song.” It’s a weird-ass clip, put together by the same twisted minds that broight you those creepy-ass The Knife and Yeasayer videos from a couple years ago.

If all they want for their birthday is a big-booty-ho, I suggest they go hang out around the bodega on my block. There’s usually two that hang out all hours of the night. Nice gals!