“Star Wars” geekery extends in a number of directions, but who would have thought it would find its way onto the bowling alley? The NeatoShop is now offering the Darth Vader Retro Bowler Handbag—you know, for those of us who actually own bowling balls. The graphic design makes it seem as though NeatoShop is trying to appeal to the ’70s and ’80s metal fans among us.

For $41.95 the handbag is yours. It comes in black and red and, naturally, it can be gift-wrapped by NeatoShop.